TRENDING NOOOOO!!!!! TRENDING NOW!!!!!
1. Bristol Palin (go away!!!) 2. Kat Von D (who is this?) 3. Kyle Massey (who is this?)
4. Miley Cyrus (f-ing topless again)
5. Week 12 NFL picks (every one losses but the lions!!!yay!!)
6. Taylor Momsen (man i am outta touch, who the f is this?)
7. Andy Roddick (married to a hottie..way to go dog!!)
8. Health records (about that rash...yeah..about that..)
9. USS George Washington (major drug bust, news at 11)
10. Rental cars (free rental cars!!)
Yay! we have to shout out some bloglove to new follower Canadian Blogger Girl who is totally cool and awesome cuz she follows both blogs...and she has a great blog herself, so check her out...
as many of you know, i hear many voices...i also have many women's voices telling me what to do...BTW if you do not read the aforementioned links you may not get the gist of this blog...oh wtf...all my blogs are stand-a-loners, but...they are both good reads from the JADIP blogs infancy...
i like to shop for the immediate. i do not like to grocery shop. that is kinda like work, what with the lists and stuff...i like to wage GuerillaShopFare. you know, when you dash in and grab a few things and leave. like the wind. in and out...with
but if i do go on a full-tilt GroceryAssault, it is gonna be documented. pen in hand to scratch off the items as they are procured...like some kind of ShoppingCyborg. i's crossed. t's dotted...one must have a ListPath...and of course *stick to the roads and stay off the moors*
i like the days when the sample stuff is out. it is a GroceryBuffet. then even if i go hungry, i leave full and do not wander off the ListPath...which is verrrry dangerous...feelings get hurt, things are said, mistakes were made...the next thing you know you are wandering
my wife is
i always use the self-checkout. al.ways. cuz it is fast. and i do not buy a bunch of stuff. and i usually pay with cash. and then someone bags it for me in reusable bags. well not always in those reusable bags, but we do have a puppy and he. poops. a.lot. so the bags get reused...and even paper bags get used for that IowaCorn thing i do at an IM2BBQ...
if you followed all the links you are by now totally sick of my ramblings so here's the punchline...i always use the self-check lines and