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i have a lot to be thankful for.
BUT NOT THIS STUFF!!!
TRENDING NOOOOO!!!!TRENDING NOOOOOO!!!
1. Dianna Agron (dyes her hair pink…fucking wow!)
2. Renee Zellweger (my latest stalker)
3. Jani Lane (dead)
4. Miranda Cosgrove (twisted ankle)
5. Charla Nash (new face)
6. Vampire bat death (get ready for the vampire appocalypse)
7. Left Handers day (lefties get their rights!)
8. Medicare (all gone, thanks to the rich fucks that run our country)
9. Dennis Rodman (dyes his hair pink, fucking WOW)
10. Schizophrenia (is on the rise…I blame mcdonalds)
mostly it is good to be alive.
none of us know when the final bell will toll, but some of us have a shorter run than others...what the fuck ever...
live in the moment.
for those of you that are new here, and i see there are a couple new faces, this blog has no real direction...me and the puppy just roll with the flow and punch with the go or something like that.
i seem to forget a lot lately...
short term memory?
what is that???
take care of the shit that is laying around...and believe me i have a lot of shit laying around....
mind you i am not a hoarder, or anything...i just have a lot of stuff.
shit.
possessions...
junk...
crap...
trashures...
whatever...i am the king of digression...
cuz i forget a lot...did i tell you that?
you know short term and all that?
yeah...that...
what were we talking about?
oh and don't blame the booze..it is 5 o'clock some where...
why the fuck is it i can get a 3 dollar cup of coffee from WhoreBucks, or the ilk, at 9 am and that is okay?
but i stop by the local craft brewery at 9 am...and get a 3 dollar beer and that is a problem?
fuck that!
okay, the door was locked, i get that.
the cops get that...
i just wanted a beer. i left the 4 bucks on the bar (yeah tip included)
but caffeine is bad for you!
and for realz? the jackasaurus that serves me that expensive cuppa steaming 3 dollar crap is called a barrista? (sp? who cares)
c'mon!!!!
they are a coffee server, the damn machine does all the work...and for any of you that want to give me crap about not knowing what i am talking about i served 'cino's and 'spresso's for nearly a year, as a part-time job. it is glorified monkey work...
well...
it is!
any machine that costs more than the person operating makes in a year and can fit in the trunk of a Jetta is definitely the big daddy in that equation...
Jus' Sayin'
and tipping them?
why does everyone think they should get a tip?
and then it is just a jar. filled with ones.
sitting there.
but if i sit on the street corner and play a song with my guitar and have a bucket, that is not acceptable?
if i hand you an EMPTY cup that you will fill with coffee and cream and sugar accordingly, and you are supposed to tip me?
is is just me?
am i crazy?
so any who what where...
tUcKeR and I have been working on some blog material, and will have a new blog soon, hopefully i can get him to be done by Tuesday but you can't tell that puppy anything.
playin, sleepin, chewin, fishin, more sleepin, some barkin....working like a dog?
yeah riiiiight...
ahhhhnnnhyway....
awhile back i made an award called the brass balls award.
it has been so long that i cannot remmeber what the fucking rules are or anything...whatever...read the link and you can find out all that crazy shit...i do know that i am the only one to award it, cuz i am all ego and shit like that...
life is short, so i do not have time to do all the work for you!
Drake Sigar for this post
Oil field trash for this post
oily won so the award goes to him....
yeah it was a while back...
hey i have shit going on, okay?
BTW-he recently got 300 followers as well!!!
so stop by both these ballsy guys and give them a tasty comment!
you will not be sorry!
Just Another Day In Paradise!
Just another Dog In Puppydise!
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