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Friday, January 14, 2011

Thematic Photo Friday -130 far FROM home...


1. 13th zodiac sign (le virgo but seriously who the f* cares)
2. Arianna Huffington (f*ing bitch threw down over her blackberry)
3. Keira Knightly (called me again last night, getting kinda stalkerish she's hot and all but...)
4. Carrie Fisher (died)
5. Jennifer Conelly (seriously, who f*ng cares if she is preggers?)
6. Rich Rodriguez (will be coaching the Bengal’s next year!)
7. Quentin Tarantino (will make another over hyped piece of shit movie)
8. Medicare home health (just call Dr. Jack)
9. Acetaminophen (will cause blindness and anal leakage)
10. Gun control (some jacktard kills a bunch of people and all of the sudden its about gun control. It’s not! its about birth control and the shallow end of the gene pool and the f*tards that keep it full of creepos and d*ktards)


JADIP ALSO WELCOMES NEW BIA....Jeff at content unrelated  a very funny blog. If you have not popped over and checked it out, you NEED to. No! seriously you do! do it!

thematic photo 130 far from home
a collaboration by 
TuckMonster ( i am puppy. i like the number 2. for 2sday. when i do daddy's blog!)
and Bruce (who is feeling a bit five of nonsmoking is kicking my arse!)

this picture was taken at 222 pm...
on the 22nd  of august...
in 2002...
one day.
i had
2 drive
2 hours.
2 do
a 15 minute

it does not make sense.
to drive so long and far so so few dollars.
at least i was not wearing a tu-tu (22)

or 2:22...

or shot by a 22.

2 long way from home.
for 2 little  work.
as i drove back.
near 2 the lake shore.
i stopped.
2 take a pic or

cuz i was
far from home.
but i took the advantage.
of  a scene far away.
on a beautiful day.

i saw this boat.
a few.
or mebee 2
miles out.

i took this shot.
as i was driving.
not really.

but that would explain.
the fact it was not very clear.
it was far out.
2 far.
2 see.
to sea?

i had to use zoom.
it was far from home.
far far from home.

at 22 mph.
whitecaps will form
they will make foam.

who really knows.
where 2
this boat goes.
where  2 it calls home?
from  2
where it Rome?
2 roam?

if you need a fix
on more pics
check out Carmi's site at WrittenInc for more Thematic Photography 130 far from home 

Thursday, January 13, 2011

hey can i bum a smoke?

YEAH. i said it. i REALLY need a smoke.

1.Brandi Favre (Meth head)
2.Carey Mulligan (took a mulligan and a popped Eldrick up side the head)
3.Miranda Lambert (practiced her Miranda rights and said nothing)
4.Keira Knightley (is coming by to see me, so gotta go)
5.Christina Green (caught not being green)
6.Arianna Huffington (is huffing and puffing)
7.Rush Limbaugh (stole my vicodin, cuz he is still addicted to pain pills, prolly cuz he is a pain in his own ass)
8.Nikki Haley (owns a comet, a 1970 Mercury Comet, she bought it from me)
9.Carrie Fisher (still love me some leah)
10.Tony Bennett ( back from the dead!)

THE JADIP BLOG IS sponsored this week by

normally i take thrusday off to write some new stuff and catch up on bloggering/commenting... but no rest for the lazy. if i had taken care of this yesterday i could be surfing porn commenting on your blogs  right now!

 I have to pass it on to some others and here they are!

Sarah at sand pit diaries cuz this lady can write and take pics and is far away. She also is the one that alerted me to the banning in UAE
Jeff at Content Unrelated one word: funny! check him out if you have not already!

and Brandon and Bryan at a beer for the shower. Just stumbled upon these guys. and well. they. make. me. laugh.

those are my winners (combined with Evil Twin) and they need to copy and paste the questions from here and make up some awesome answers and pass it on. or they can decline the honor...i have done what i could...

This has been a wild week.

Quitting smoking IS a bitch. Yeah a bitch. I really cannot wait to smoke again. Thats how I feel. Right now! I really want a smoke! i mean like seriously, really, truly. absolutly. WANT. A. SMOKE.

pssst. over here.
yeah you. smoking person. gimme a hit.

just. one. hit.


I will not have one today! I know this to be true!

as I take some time to contemplate life.
without smokes...
i will leave you all to think about this... 

 If you could only have ONE 

Would you like to have a bazillion followers?

Or a bazillion commenters?

Just Another Day In Paradise

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

50 BIA and wednesday night's

a great night for blog love!

1.Kiefer Sutherland (his new series 15 minutes, bombs)
2.Nicole Kidman (snotty bitch)
3.Tia Mowry (preggers)
4.Snow in 49 states (the end of the world man)
5.Nikki Haley (Gov’ner)
6.Chely Wright (gay country singer is struggling? Go figure?)
7.Jewel Kilcher (preggers)
8.Carrie Fisher (princess)
9.Allen Iverson (not)
10.Kate Hudson (hot)


THE JADIP BLOG IS sponsored this week by

welcome new BIA G at Cedar’s Mountain  stop by and give it a looksee!
and Shelby at Falling Face Up

yup 50 is the number! half way to 100...
scary huh kids? never thought we'd see that many did we?

I got this award from Jenny at the Pearson Report, because I dared to followed  a newbie blogger.
but we were all newbies once, wondering if anyone would BIA us.
the journey of  a thousand miles begins with  just one step!
we all want to be heard. or we would not blog.

life is good! i got this award from Tory at can u relate
i have to thank her, pass it on, and answer some questions

Thank You Tory at  Can U Relate

If you are not followingTory, you should be cuz she is smart, sexy, funny, cool, and well, she digs, me so she has GREAT taste in dogs er i mean blogs!

I have to answer some questions....

If you blog anonymously, are you happy doing this? If you aren't anonymous, do you wish you started out anonymously, so that you could be anonymous now?

i do not blog annonomously. i am me. and it works. i started my evil twin blog so i could be more offensive...

Describe an incident that shows your inner stubborn side

i am not stubborn on the inards...i am stubborn on the means no. and yes means yes. and i like to get drunk, and then i can be convinced to do many things, so not so stubborn!

What do you see when you really look at yourself in the mirror?

the same kid i was 30 years ago, but with a touch of grey and a bit of a well earned beer gut...HOWEVER I AM still as man pretty as ever!

What is your favourite summer cold drink?

beer. lots of it. don't like bud light and miller, but if that is all there is i won't invoke my stubborn innards.

When you take time for yourself, what do you do?

Drink some wine. Go fishing. Have a drink. Write a blog. Check some blogs. Play guitar. Drink a beer. Roll on the floor with TuckMonster. stare at the beauty of my wife's eyes.

Is there something that you still want to accomplish in your life?

Live. I would like to live. Oh and publish one of my books...

When you attended school, were you the class clown, the class overachiever, the shy person, or always ditching?

Class clown.

If you close your eyes and want to visualize a very poignant moment in your life, what would you see?

The day that my daughter or son get married. Whoever gets to it first, does not matter.

Is it easy for you to share your true self in your blog, or are you more comfortable writing posts about other people and events?

i have been known to talk about me. it is all a bout me. it is my blog, my thoughts, my stories, except when i whore it out for a guest poster. not that i have ever done that yet, but i am always open to it. (gotta check with tucker, tho')

If you had the choice to sit down and read a book or talk on the phone, which would you do and why?

read. i hate the phone!

i have to pass this on to other bloggerers... but i have to confer with my ET first

mebbe we will get together for a beer tonight and discuss this!

Just Another Day In Paradise!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

t is for tucker tuesday


1.Mila Kunis (hot)
2.Chely Wright (lezbo hot)
3.Jodie Foster (hotty hot hot hot)
4.Natalie Gulbis (no f*ing idea)
5.Shakira (I think she sings, but I am not really sure)
6.Sarah Palin (f*in dumbass jackhole dimwit sombitch f*cktard)
7.Demi Lovato (yes those pants make your but look fat. Really fat)
8.Eva Longoria (hot)
9.Amelia Earhart (found her plane and her bones! No f*ing shit!)
10.Rachel Zoe (no f*in clue)


Welcome to new BIA (link for more info on BIA) Rick from Rick's Blog

I am tucker. I am a puppy. I had a lot of fun this week. Puppies always have fun. Life is fun for puppies. At least most of the time.

This week I had fun before daddy quit smoking. I taught daddy how to fetch sticks. He throws one stick and I go get it. I bring it back. I drop it, he throws the other one! He picks it up and I go get the other one! we can do this for hours.and. hours.and. hours!

mrs bunny is so jealous!

mr squirrel is so wishing he could play!

but it is just me.and. daddy!


As I said, this week daddy quit smoking. It has been really. Really. fun around here! He also has not been drinking his candiayan whiskers or beer. Mommy says he needs to get more healthy.

Daddy says it is BS. I do not know what BS is, but it is not fun. cuz daddy is not much fun. He grumbles and makes a lot of grunting noises. He does not want to do anything. He does not want to he is grumpy.

even mrs bunny, mr squirrel and moo-shoo are more fun than daddy this week.

I tried to cheer him up! 
i tried to ignore daddy!
i tried to laugh at  with him!
It was not easy.
He is not liking the quiting smoking...

i gave him my best stoned look!
and i don't even know what being stoned is...
 not much made daddy happy!
i EVEN showed daddy how to get a hanger stuck on your head!

Just Another Dog in Puppydise

Monday, January 10, 2011

MFFT Monday


1.Claire Foy (hot)
2.Paula Abdul (go away)
3.Kate Middleton (it is not to late to call the whole thing off, baby!)
4.Gwyneth Paltrow (totally hot!)
5.Gabrielle Giffords (died)
6.Leighton Meester (who cares, what a stupid name)
7.David Duchovny (abducted by aliens, serves him right, huh?)
8.Jim Carrey (after 2 days still not as funny as he thinks he is)
9.Nicolas Cage (killed a deer with his truck)
10.Tim McGraw (kills a deer with his bare hands)

this weeks sponsor Kara!


Well, it finally happened. I found the proof on little napkins and post it notes. I tell ya, we all know people this has happened to. It is just so shocking when it is you.

I should have stayed sober, after my Jets win, (my second least hated team in football)  and then this may have been avoided. Notice I said may.


My EvilTwin, has stolen an entire blog, cut and pasted it, into one of his lengthy diatribes of cussing and wordperving and to make matters worse, deleted an entire blog of mine.

That bastard!

I coined the term Impropertude of BloggerNoting, and the ratbastage stole it and wrote this post.

I guess I could go back and do the same thing to him, but after reading his latest rant, I have to admit, he did the topic justice, albeit the gratutious use of the f word, may have been extreme. mebee.

However, one of the notes was b*tching about some stain over at Mynx's place, Dribble... and how it wasn't his fault. He crashed her blog a while back (here)) and since that time he has been running around with a red-ass.

And he totally deleted the glorious words I had bestowed upon my wonderful BIA Mynx ! All the glowing words I wrote about her. And How I (we) gained a lot of followers when we hooked up! (not that way, you pervs) I feel she is in the soon to be bon'd list, I guess he does not. And he is kinda a meanie. Sorry Mynx~ he should be greatful! I KNOW I AM! check her out! (and look for a shot of her cleavage) if you did not get the link it is here to see Mynx at dribble....

so on to something better.

On the menu this week is:

chocolate and peanut butter covered popcorn...popcorn cooked in OIL like it is 'posed to be, on the stove in  a pan... buttered and salted with real butter and real salt. Then rolled in real peanut butter and dipped in real melted chocolate .

nuff said!

a repost of the third ever JADIP blog...not food!!! but food for thought!!!!

the hockeyball incident!

I play hockey. Well, not really, it is more like Hockeyball. We don’t skate. We wear shoes. We play on a driveway. We started to play this modified version of hockey during the Wings playoff run in 08.

(when they crushed cindy crysby and the hated pengirls enroute to the 4th Stanley Cup in twelve years!)

We only had sticks and a whiffle ball. The net was approximately a 3’x 4’ box with the bed board, from the van I used to live in back in the day, used as a net. The boards are 2x 10’s left over from a remodel project many years ago. I finally found a good use for some of that crap I have moved countless times, from one house to another.

The kids play and occasionally the wives as well. It is a rough game even though there is no checking and no lifting of the sticks. It nearly always draws some minor blood letting.

Nothing in the caliber befitting of a tourniquet around the neck to stop the bleeding, mind you, but blood has spilled. We have rules, but not too many. It is a good way to spend a Michigan summer afternoon.

When we moved to a smaller house, we lost the rink space that the old house had and had to come up with a new place to play. We decided to use my buddy Rich’s driveway.

It is oddly shaped and irregularly surfaced drive. The ball bounces funny on the cracks in the drive and if you’re not careful it will eat your sticks. We hinged together the 2x 10 boards to form an odd shaped rink.

It suffices for our needs.

I built some “pipes” out of 2x4 ripped to 2x2 and realized after I completed a regulation size goal that it would be rare for the goalie to make a stop. I reduced the size to 5’ x 4’. It works okay. Our save percentage is poor. But we are not getting paid.

I guess it all evens out in the end.

It started with just a group of four or five people. As more people started join in, the need for protection equipment for the goalie became a necessity. A goalie mask and a soft ball glove do nothing to protect your junk.

I may have found this out by making a stop with my privates.

Even though we do not allow slap shots a well placed wrister from 10’ feet hurts. I left the rink for about 10 minutes after I stopped howling like a banshee from the excruciating pain. The nards are a fickle beast. I got back in net vowing to get a cup, before the next game. No blood, no foul

Next time we played, I still did not have a cup.

A couple weeks went by. No worries.

Then I started peeing blood. It freaks you out a little when urine is not clear or normal, but chunky and reddish brown. I went to see my urologist; I got a bunch of tests done. I stopped peeing blood. No blood, no foul.

Then I got the bills.

It cost me about $1700.00 after my insurance paid their portion.

A cup costs around $15.00

The next day, I bought a cup.

Just another day in paradise.
stop by and see Kara at  Visions Unto Myself