TRENDING NOOOOOO!!!! TRENDING NO!
1. Robin Quivers (Robin Quitters?)
2. Amanda Knox (knoxxed up?)
3. Al-Qaida statement (whatever, fuckers…don’t be hatin’)
4. Jillian Michaels (loser)
5. Flower delivery (oh yeah, tomorrow is mother’s day..FUCK!)
6. Jennifer Aniston (perfume signings)
7. Meteor shower (end of days, people, end of days)
8. Mel Gibson (starring with the beaver?)
9. Bin Laden hideout (oh…really…looks like the Al Qaeda have themselves a fort…and you wonder what happened to all those appliance boxes)
10. Commodities ( buy pork bellies NOW!) (oh wait…sell..sell..sell…)(no… buy . buy .buy!)
admittedly i am not a fan of weddings...
AND this head bling is....
Just Another Dorkyhat In Paradise!