MFFT 2 21

TRENDING NOO!!!!!!!TRENDING NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
1. Lindsay Lohan (falls off the wagon yet again…. milka wha?)
2. Ashley Judd (may have pushed lindsey off…)
3.Legend of Zelda (is based on an acid trip)
4.Hayden Panettiere (drunken driving? Preggers…who the f* cares)
5.NeNe Leakes (finds true love? Breaks up with bf? Having triplets? I don’t care!)
6.50 Cent (is twice as good as that rapper two bit?)
7.Rod Blagojevich (caught having sex with a dog? Or a boy? or  a boy dog? Or really ugly prostitute? or F*ing who cares?)
8.Fiji earthquake (bad vibes)
9.Oscar 2011 predictions (a bunch of dumb movies/actors/actresses win a bunch of dumb awards, causing the actors/actresses/movie moguls to demand more money and in the end it costs us more if we want to see their dumbasses…)
10.Presidents' Day (is stupid. Yeah, I said it.)

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 storm clouds versions 1 and 2...
i have only three contestants for the giveaway...which is fine...but some people could not get the music to play...not fine.... the link above ought to get you to the place where you can hear the music if you want. or not...

rest assured, i will not be hurt if you don't listen. there is no pressure.

but just so you know...the contest runs thru sunday, and the 2 discs are of the complete recorded works of yours truly. not just those two songs. those two versions just happened to fit the story.

rules:
1. say you want in..
(i eliminated any other rules.)

ya live until you die.

My father used to say this all the time. I never really understood the complexity of the statement. I always took it to be a literal thing. I just assumed it meant what it said.

But it actually means so much more.

It does mean we live until we cease to live. Our heart stops. We take out last breath. We die.

But...

 It also means we die a little every time we fail to live. When we fail to overcome an obstacle. When we stop instead of going around, over, or thru what is put in front of us. We fail to live, while still breathing.

We accept this long suffering death.

We accept dying a little every day, not just in one fell swoop. Our life may end suddenly in an accident, but usually we have begun the journey to the River Styx, long before we actually arrive.

Do not let this be you!

Move past your troubles. Live for you! for your loved ones! Live, baby, just live!

Death is very difficult to accept. Do not accept it in small steps.

Die with your batteries totally cashed, and your life list so crossed off it looks like an anal retentives  one month shopping list!

On to more happy thoughts.

More Food For Thought Monday!

On the menu today!

Bruce's Guacamole

2 shots of Crown Royal

3- ripe avacados. (ripe avacaodos are soft but not too soft, the little nipple comes off easily.)
mashed but chunky to chunky-ish  paste.

3- whole green onions chopped fine.

1-half medium sized white or yellow onion diced to 1/4 inch scubes. (you know, square+cubes=scubes)

1-medium tomato diced ot 1/4 inch scubes

1- half small jalepeno (or less, depending on your heat tolerance...O.F.F.S. don't be a pansie!)

1- tsp salt

1-tblsp ground black pepper (i like it peppery, you can dial this back a bit  pussy)

1- tsp ground white pepper

3- tblsp diced cilantro (fine diced)

1/4 tsp tabasco sauce (about four shakes)

1/4 tsp worchesterhire sauce (about two shakes, this stuff comes out fast!)

1/2 medium sized lime

1/2 medium sized lemon

cut avacodos in half and remove pits, but save two pits

mix all the veggie shit with the avacado paste, sprinkle on the salt and pepper.

drink a victory shot!

stir.

pray.

add in sauces.

mix some more.

shoot 2nd shot of crown.

squeeze that half lime over the green shit.

squeeze the lemon as well.

pour another shot of crown.

mix the stuff again.

toss the two pits on top.

pray.

test with a chip.

If it ain't great, drink the third shot of Crown...

F* that, drink the shot anyway!

And serve anyway. Canned guac is complete shit. this is a total upgrade!

and after three shots of crown, it's a party even if the food is crap!

Just Another Day In Paradise!