thematic photo 129 wet...

note: while i take care of some stuff TuckMonster is taking over the blog for today!

WOOFING NO!!!!!!BARKING NOOOOOO!!!!!

1.John Edwards (knows your searching him)

2.Chupacabra (sorta like the miracle bra!)

3.Raven-Symone (she’s SO raving!)

4.2011 cars (are all recalled)

5.Notorious B.I.G. (is not so big now)

6.Mike Tyson (punches out a waiter!)

7.Jane Krakowski (has a facelift)

8.Medicare (is a maze of f*d paperwork)

9.Lady Gaga (has no talent, yet a career…it IS the end of the world!)

10.Checking account fees (f*ing Bankstards!)

it says
i sponsored the JADIP blog
it didn't cost me anything...
and all i got was this stupid banner...
and this odd rash

THIS BLOG IS SPONSORED BY OILFIELD TRASH AT MAKE DADDY A SAMMICH
HE HAS BEEN HERE ALL WEEK...CHECK HIM OUT AND FOLLOW HIM NOW...

(DADDY SAYS! a new sponsor starts on MFFT Monday!)

Woofcome! New JADIP BIA Lola at Storm Wenger Chronicles! check her stuff out!

Thanks to all my new BIA at the Dreamodeling blog! I love all you ladies! (lick lick lick!)

Tory at Can U Relate
Mynx at Dribble... (she also has an steamy site! it is too hot for my daddy's old butt) 
Mustang Sally at  Functional Kaos
Becca My Life
Lola at Storm Wenger Chronicles
Karen S 21 Wits, By Karen
Krissy atTalkative Taurus
Jax at You are Loved
Mrs. Hyde at A Bitch Called Mom and The Well fed Spirit
Jenny at Pearson Report

And New BIA at The Guy Book

Lola at Storm Wenger Chronicles
Chrissy at Images and insights of Kalie's Best Friend

note: this is all women! cuz daddy's a guy's guy! (a ladies type of guy)

thematic photo 129 (non contest!) WET!
by the TuckMonster!

i am  a puppy! daddy has all kinds of things to do today, so i am on the 'puter and doing his post.

 

this is not
wet.
no not yet!
but it will be.
when i get it

and
chew. chew. chew.

won't mrs bunny
be upset.
won't mr squirrel
be upset.

when i get this
i
ci
cle

and make
it
wet!

chew.
chew.
chew.

yummy!

See more of these wet pics of  thematic-photographic-129-wet at Carmi's place !

(the first BON that daddy and i started to follow!)

Just Another Dog In Puppydise!!!

new year...

Same old me!

TRENDING NO!!!!!TRENDING NO!!!!

1.Crystal Bowersox (came in second)

2.Vivica A. Fox (foxy hot!)

3.Jake Gyllenhaal (the next spiderman)

4.DeAnna Pappas More bad tv, and staged drama)

5.Medicare (f*ing f*ed)

6.Snooki Polizzi (just go away. No one really likes you)

7.Great white shark (is extinct)

8.$400,000 tuna (expensive sandwich)

9.Retirement income (Its called working till you die)

10.New laptops (come with built in viruses)





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This week the JADIP blog is sponsored by Oilfield Trash at Make Daddy a Sammich. Always a great read! Follow him!

New BIA's

Chief aka Dad at Unsound Reasoning. A real person and great read! Check him out, hit follow, if you are not already! ask him about the stuffed green pepper.

Copyboy (JADIP and the Guy Book too) at Not Worth Mentioning hillarious. interesting. never know what will come next.

I intended to roll out the new blog this week with a totally awesome post. Instead I mailed it in, like my Sparty's of MSU.

At any rate.

Here is my new blog. Dreamodeling 

Pardon the dust...It is still in pre construction disaray,

Follow now and beat the rush!

Just Another Day In Paradise!

T is for Tuesday and Tucker! (tue after new year)

TRENDING NOW!!!TRENDING NOOOOO!!!!

1.Zsa Zsa Gabor (Pegleg?)

2.Meg Ryan (still hot!)

3.Mel Gibson (still shooting his mouth off)

4.Kim Kardashian (still a complete idiot)

5.Home loans (free houses! Well at these rates it is almost free!)

6.Sherri Shepherd (getting hitched)

7.Eli Manning (traded to Minnesota!)

8.Prop. 8 (will kill you)

9.Minivans (will also kill you)

10.Defibrillators (will also kill you)



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This week the JADIP blog is sponsored by Oilfield Trash at Make Daddy a Sammich.

Always a great read!

Follow him!

I would like to wlecome The Guy Book new BIA's's Jumble Mash (hope you start feeling better!) and Pearson report check these blogs out if you are not already a BIA!

Hello to Steph at 4 the LUV of SaNiTy the JADIP blog's latest BIA! wander over and give her a shout out!

I am Tucker. I am a puppy. Daddy and I went ev.er.y.where last week.




i am dog pretty!



The snow all went bye-bye. and I was sad. i love sniffing snow. snif. snif. snif. But then it came back! And I was happy. happy. happy! yesterday I  got to play with a bunny. Mrs Bunny! She ran out form under the steps of Daddy's Party Deck and I chaseded her to the fence. Mrs. Bunny bounced off the fence and I barked at her! and then  put my butt up in the air, the universal sign of playin'. 

playin.
playin.

mrs. bunny bounced off the fence a few more times. I WAS PLAYIN WITH MRS. BUNNY! Playin. playin. playin. Then she ran out of of hole in the fence near the place that Mommy and Daddy go thru with the noisy green thing that chops up the grass. Daddy usually says a lot of swearer words when he chops up the grass. I do not know what shit is, but he says it is all over the wheels. and he says it a.lot.

Daddy needs to fix the hole in the fence so I can keep playin' with Mrs. Bunny! 

Daddy took me to see Gramma. She just LOVES me. But then everyone does. Cuz I am cute. And I am a puppy. I am nearly one year old, or nearly 7 dog years!

Gramma has a cat.The cat’s name is Shue-Shue, but daddy calls her moo-shoo. Moo-shoo cat. And then he laughs and says it is funny cuz it is a cat joke. He says it has something to do with Chinese food. I do not get it. Does Chineese food hiss at you? I do not know. But I do get bunnies. And squirrels.

 At Gramma’s shue-shue hissed at me. A. lot.

I ignored her, cuz I was having fun. Fun. Fun. I found some stringy stuff. Daddy calls it yarn. I call it yummy. And stringy. Moo shoo hissed at me, and said it was her yarn. I just ignored her, cuz I am a puppy. And I was playin. Playin. Playin.

Daddy took lots of pictures of me and shoe-shoe, moo-shoo, woofever. But then he started cussing. I guess I was Playin. And movin. And playin. And movin. Way too much. Daddy says none of the pictures turned out of me and that kitty, whats her name?

theres a toy.

playin.

playin.

playin.

Kitties are like bunnies and squirels, they do not like playin. I like Playin. And bunnies and squirels and kitties, but they do not like playin'.

Here are some pictures of my trip to Grammas with Daddy.

i was singing along with the radio!

i am telling daddy a joke! it is funny! it has bunnies and squirels in it.
and sticks! i love.love.love. sticks!

i am laughing at the joke i told daddy!
then i licked his ear! and his glasses!
daddy just laughed
cuz i am cute and funny!

i am going to lick you next!
see you next week!

just another dog in puppydise!

More Food For Thought Monday

More Food For Thought Monday
henceforth to be know as...

mfft Monday

welcome conosurers

screw it!

welcome eaters!

TRENDING NO!!!!TRENDING NOOOOOO!!!!
1.Jennifer Love Hewitt (hot)
2.Zsa Zsa Gabor (dead)
3.Mel Gibson (put his foot in his mouth again)
4.Mila Kunis (very hot!)
5.Brangelina (this name combine thingy is f*ing stupid)
6.2011 NFL draft (cancelled, due to no CBA)
7.Panda cow (cute and tastes good)
8.Dilma Rousseff (seriously? Dilma? Bet he/she loves his/her parents)
9.Healthcare Reform (is a f*ing joke)
10.J. R. R. Tolkien (was really a woman)



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Follow him!

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Lets start with the basics!
Welcome to new BIA (magic #40!) Castmana at ranty rant rant, ranty rant rant rant !
Corey at Wishing my life were a musical...it would be the best musical EVER
Vinny C at his picassa web page...(could not find a blog link)
Welcome to new BIA to The Guy Book  absolutely primed

Hed at Hed above water gave me an award. I am an award whore. I love Hed. If you are not checking her out, you are missing out big time! BIA her! NOW!

this looks yummy
this award was started by Mynx at Dribble...

I have to list some guilty pleasures. Five of ‘em.

This is tough cuz I got blasted   :) annoyed  grossed out a few BIA on a guilty pleasures last time with the big C word. No, not that one. Even my  EvilTwin does not use that word.

Nope.

However, I digress.

FIVE GUILTY PLEASURES!

1. Butter. Real f*ing butter. Salted. I will never be too poor to afford real butter.

2. Mayonnaise. Real F*ing Mayo. Full fat! I hate miracle whip!

3. Deep fried foods. Greasy is good. (just call me Gorging Gekko)

4. Bacon. Real. F*ing. Bacon. Not turkey bacon. Not tofu bacon.

5. Fake cheesy-goo goodness. Had to have something fake~ish.

It should be no surprise that I listed food. This is mfft Monday, after all!

I have to pass this on to three other BIA.

This again was a tough choice, cuz I follow a lot of blogs, but some of them are rather new to me…

However, I had some BIA  that I wanted to award from the last one, so I guess this works out well.

Kara at Visions Unto Myself . I was the first follower of her blog, and that is a great thing, because someday when she gets BON’d, I can say I knew her Way. Back. When. And cuz she always makes me laugh. ALWAYS! Follow her or be really stupid and feel smart and sassy again!

Morgan at The Adorkable Ditz's Missteps . I am new to following this young lady, but her spunk and spirit are infectious. She is a prolific commenter, so I could cyberstalk her for a while :) which is something we all love. Follow her, and feel young again!


Mrs. Hyde at The Well Fed Spirit . This woman is like me in that she has two diametrically opposed blogs, one is bitchy, funny, and cussy (which I love) and the other one that is a great read, articulate, introspective. (and i may love this more) The Well Fed Spirit, is worth a read. Oh, and like Jay’s potato chips, you cannot eat read just one! Check her out and hit follow and feel whole again!


On the menu for today’s mfft Monday!

Deep fried butter. 1 stick of salted butter, washed in heavy whipping cream and beer battered then deep fried, served with a side of cheesy~goo-ey goodness. And mayo.

Deep fried bacon wrapped pork loin chunks. Just like it sounds. Succulent pork loin wrapped in fatty bacon. Washed in Guinness, dipped in beer batter, and deep fried.

Gotta go. I am getting hungry!