photo friday -131 BLUE

TRENDING NO!!!!TRENDING NOOOOOO!!!!

.Debbi Morgan (survivor of lyme disease)
2.Bristol Palin (is a trampstamp spoogedepository)
3.Clay Aiken (climbing up the charts with his cross over single!)
4.Jennifer Hudson (rocking the charts with a new album)
5.Arby's (getting sold for losing money…what a great investment)
6.Tamera Mowry (engaged. For f sake, who really f*ing cares?)
7.Mafia arrests (I was *asked* to not say what I wanted to say)
8.Celiac disease (new drugs cause deaths in laboratory mice and rats)
9.Al Davis (just die baby, you are batshit crazy)
10.American Idol (even more stupider, if it was possible)

The JADIP BLOG is sponsored this week by

HED at

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A warm BIA welcome to:
stephanie C at seriously??...reeeally?...seriously?
Peanut at http://my-secret-african-life.blogspot.com/

check these blogs out!

please note: as a point of interest in the last blog i mentioned that i love comments and all that...as long as i have time, i will continue the frenetic (sp) pace, but if things change, i will comment on the blogerers  that comment on mine. as long as i can do what i have been doing i will. eventually i will be back to work part time and then full time...i hope...i do love you all, my BIA...

 This week thematic photo 131 is blue...
brought to you by daddy and tucker!

 


DADDY SAYS:
A NEAR PARTY FOUL
OF A BLUE LABELED BEER
MAY MAKE ME HOWL
AND MY EYE SHED A TEAR



TUCKER SAYS:
DADDY MADE ME WEAR
THIS JERSEY THIS YEAR
ON OPENING DAY
HIS TEAM HE DID SAY
WOULD NOT BE SO BAD
AND HE WOULD NOT BE SAD
A WIN HE KNEW
WOULD MAKE HIM NOT BLUE
BUT AS USUAL THE Lions GOT SCREWED

DADDY SAYS:
OH SO LONG AGO
BEFORE
ALL THIS SNOW
AND
THE SKY SO BLUE
PLUS
 THE LEAVES SO GREEN
WINTER IS POOH
WITHOUT CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
AND AN ABSENCE OF
LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUDS

TUCKER SAYS:
MR STICK!
I GOTCHA!!
SWIMMIN IN
THE BLUE WATER
MR SQUIREL?
YOU CAN'T SWIM
MRS BUNNY?
YOU CAN'T EITHER
BUT I CAN!!
CUZ I AM A PUPPY.
AND I CAN SWIM!!
SO I GET ALL THE STICKS!
BUT NOT YOU!!!
DOES THAT MAKE YOU BLUE?

DADDY SAYS:
THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHAGOOME
IS NOT THIS ONE.
THIS IS THE BLUE WATER OF LAKE MICHIGAN.
ON A WINDY DAY
UP NEAR THE MAGICAL CITY OF
LUDDINGTON
IT IS ALSO THE PICTURE ON THE TOP OF MY BLOG
CUZ THIS SUNNY DAY MAKES
 ME
NOT
BLUE!!!

for more of this awesome blue stuff visit

CARMI AND HIS AWESOME SITE AT WRITTEN INC

thursday thinking jan 20

 TRENDING NO!!!!!TRENDING NOOOOOO!!!!

1.Liam Neeson (yet another clone wars movie role…booooring)

2.Giant crayfish (yeah 5 inches…see Oilfield Trash's post...bret favre must have been on hand...he would think it is giant!)

3.Kat Von D (engaged to Jesse James…who the f*k cares)
4.Hybrids ( electricity still uses fossil fuels to generate)
5.Willow Smith (so sick of her…whatever)
6.Tiger mom (Chinese moms kicking American moms asses)

7.Annie Ilonzeh (next reboot of charlies angels…so over done…is there anything in holloywood that is not just re-made shit)

8.Bank stocks (backed by the full faith and confidence of our bankrupt government!)
9.Vandenberg rocket (launches secret decoder ring satellite on biggest rocket EV.ER (singsong voice)
10.Education (more cuts, dumber kids…more fodder for my evil twin!)

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by HED
at

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welcome new BIA 
lyndy
Greg
Abigail at doblers crisis
G at life-coach-uk  and  intemperate folly
Vintage Witch and Little Scotia at I Just Got My Poetic License. Loan Me Your Pen!!!
Mr 414 at  cars movies and life  and  the tech update

Rick at Rick's Blog did a review of my 4 blogs. 

You can read the whole thing here. and you better run over and check it out... you should. It  is well written and articulate. AND deals with your my favorite subject, ME! For those of you that do not realize it, I do in fact write four blogs and each are a facet of my personality. Cuz I rock the world like that!

The JADIP Blog
bruce's evil twin
dreamodeling guy
the guy book

Rick, as I stated earlier did an awesome job but he had a few questions...and I am more than happy to answer them...cuz they are about me!

"I don't know how this guy does it. He has four blogs which he updates frequently, and he is one of  the most... maybe the most prolific commenter I've encountered. So just for fun, I'll ask."

(Rick asks) "Bruce? How do you do it?"

and Bruce says!

It is a function of routine. And  a flexible schedule. And a typing dog puppy! I write when ever I get a chance and I have all kinds of snippets in draft at all times. I subscribe to all the comments that I leave so I can CyberWebberStalk all my faves. Here is the caveat, the BIA that comment on my blogs are the ones I stop by first, and when time runs out, I hope I can stop by later to read the others. But if not oh, well...

There will come a time when I have to sacrifice the routine, and the first thing that will go is the commenting. I will still read my blogroll, but commenting takes as much time as writing a blog. actually it takes more time. However that being said, I would rather have a group of avid commenter's than a bunch of non-engaged followers...I will always make the effort for those that make the effort.

We all want to be heard. Having comments makes the whole thing work. A Comment is validation of our existence AND validation of being heard. (although, I do read my post back to myself. and yet i still miss some typos... so... in that case I know at least three other *people* reading it.) For me, the most important part of posting is getting a response. well, that and getting all those thoughts outta my head.

All that being said, I also understand that not everyone is as engaged in the posts like I am. And life does happen. We can't all be on the CyberWebber 24/7. There are posters that comment on every post I make and you all know who you are, and you are why I write and post. When you post your blog, I CyberRun to read it at my earliest chance! 

Rick "Is that part of your prolificness, Bruce? Do you rest from one kind of work by doing another?"

Bruce: Absolutly! I write because I love to write, however, I have these different personalities that come out in each different blog. For example, if I find something that really gets my redhair a-going, I pop the snippet into the EvilTwin blog and see what happens. I find that the EvilTwin site seems to be the catalyst to clear the blocks for all others. It may have something to do with the fact that ranting and cussing is cathartic for me.

If I want to vent or discuss a  particular work topic, I can plug in  a phrase or two to the Dreamodeling blog draft board.  In rare cases when I suffer from writers block, I attempt to write in one of my other voices, and usually that clears the block.

Rick: But let's not stop there. He also has this... I can't think of the right adjective! Never mind. He has a blog called The Guy Book. It is literally, a book, as yet unpublished. The tagline is, "The Book About Guys Written by This Guy...Not a Pc Book...Not for the Overly Sensitive...a Satirical View..."

I'd like to get Bruce's take on this blog

Bruce: My take is simple. When my buisness collapsed in 2006, I had a bunch of free time, so I wrote The Guy Book. (actual title is Boys Will Be Men) The problem is It is a lot of work to get it published and/or a lot of money. I am basically lazy, after working all day. And I have no money. Blogging is free, being heard is the end result. Selling it and making money is the dream! (I will be shopping it around soon...)

The basis of all writing is writing from what you know. I know guys. I am one. I am a decent writer and it just kinda wrote itself. I publish one chapter a week.

 

Now the thing is there are tons of acronyms in this book. And the major premis of our boyish youth, which makes us the men we are is there is always a war going on. And in the military they love acromyns. (Just in case anyone did  not get the gist of all those invented acronyms...)

I hope this helps many of my new BIA (followers, but due to my war with GuzzleButter...check the link) 

Please run over and Check Out! Ricks Blog!

i have to go now...the evil one is looking over my shoulder and ready to rumble with the cyberwebber...

Just Another Day In Paradise

tUcKEr DoeS 2sday!

TRENDING NO!!!!!TRENDING NOOOOOO!!!!

1.Jenny Lewis (Huey’s daughter?)

2.Carrie Fisher (trying to lose weight!)

3.Robert Downey Jr. (Mr, Peabody?)

4.Cold remedies (chicken soup and hot towel)
5.Kathy Bates (naturally grumpy)

6.Claire Danes (naturally hot)

7.Stupid Palin (someone needs to shut her up! what a f*ing idiot)

8.Pearl Jam (on the road again)

9.GM cars (free for the next two hours)

10.Stuxnet worm (created by virus companies… a self fulfilling prophecy)

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here i am thinking about
my 2sday post for daddy

I am tucker. I am a puppy. It is nearly my birthday. Momma says it is in February. Daddy says it is in January. I hear you get stuff for birthdays. I will take stuff on both days. I am a puppy.

Playin and chewin.

Playin and chewin.

Playin.

Chewin.

This week Daddy has not been himself. Daddy is not smoking and he has not had any candiayan whiskers or even any of the Crown Royal (woofever that is) mommy bought him for Christmas. Daddy says that is why we have not gone anywhere.

He can’t drive without a smokie-treat.

I found some sticks this week!

my nose is aw.some.
i found these sticks this week

I feel bad for daddy. He is missing out with a lot of fun time with me. Cuz you all know I am the best at taking road trips to the orange store, to grammas, to an.y.where. plus I have lots more great jokes to tell daddy.

I have not rolled on the floor with daddy for. ev. er. We spent a bunch of time watching the TV. And lying around this past week.

Daddy was having anti-smoking problems or something, cuz he was tired a lot. He says that not smoking is very difficult. I do not know what that means. I had no trouble breaking the peeing habit.

But I am smart. I learnt fast.

See how smart I am. I look smart.



here i am im a thinkin pose. guess what i am thinkin about?
playin'.
playin' and  chewin'
and what i will write about next week.
mrs bunny! mr squirel! playin'



Mommy suggested daddy sleep in my puppy den, mebbe that will help him with his smokie-treat troubles. It helped me. But I am smart. I am a puppy. But I am almost 1 year old.

Daddy can use my puppy den if he wants to, I do not care. I am not using it very much and it worked for me and the peeing thing.

As long as we get to go places and are playin.

Playin.

Playin.

Chewin.

Chewin.

Chewin.

Way back when the snow was not all over and the grass was green and daddy was smoking. We went fishing. A. Lot. Here is a picture of me on the BASSMONKEY, daddy and my fishing boat!

i am a good fisherdog!
i watch the bobber on my pole, but i do not catch as much as daddy.
i do not think that band aid wrappers make good bait.
daddy does not listen.

Just Another Dog In Puppydise

sunday snippets...

TRENDING NOOOOO!!!TRENDING NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

1.Helen Hunt (hot and not f*ing Preggers)

2.Jennifer Connelly (wtf is up with searching pregnant women)

3.Carrie Fisher (to Lindsey and other celebutards (see empress) straighten up, and embrace the position you are in)

4.Cameron Diaz (trained her self to be smarter? WTF?)

5.Miley Cyrus (as.pir.ing po.rn que.en…sing song voice)

6.Gwyneth Paltrow (hot, so very hot, just like yesterday)

7.Channing Tatum (google him if you don’t know who he is…I don’t care who he is)

8.NFL playoffs (I think time went backwards…holy shmoley…)

9.Tony Parker (show me a hot chick, I will show you a guy sick of her, and vice vresa…getting devorzed)

10.Hannah Montana (finally over…on to porn queen!)

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Visions Unto Myself

As many of you know, I have been quitting smoking this week and I have not been drinking. so cuz of that I hate all of you  hate my life. am not in a very good mood.

No, I of course still love all of you. And I am proud of my making it one week without SmokieTreats.

but.

I watched TV. Football. and it is not good.

GOOOOO JETS!!!!!!!

I never realized how boring the NFL is. Beer does make things better! So does Crown Royal. And a half pack of smokes.

so this is the what football looks like sober/no smokes/no booze:

play. replay. play replay.replay. discussion on last play. commercial. bad commercial. beer commercial.play. replay. play replay.replay. discussion on last play. commercial. bad commercial. beer commercial.play. replay. play replay.replay. discussion on last play. commercial. bad commercial. beer commercial.beer commercial.beer commercial.play replay.replay. discussion on last play.

This went on for 7 hours.

Copy and paste this about 300 more times...

shoot.me.now.

I never realized how long and boring the NFL games are.

oh and...

I HATE THE BEARS!

right now i should be smokin the victory smoke (JETS WIN) and having my fifth or sixth Crown and coke. or Labatt. Or Rolling Rock. Or Candiayan Whiskers.

i would even go for champagne. and i hate that bubbly shit.

smoke free for 7 days!