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Sunday, April 3, 2011

sunday awards snippet...04 03 11 nothing snippet about this...dude is rambling fer shur

yeah i am an award whore
a lazy one, but whore no less
this one is work!

editors note: my post on last thursday 
was an ode to my father
who would have been 75 today!
i miss ya dad!
1.Doris Day (dead)
2.Jennifer Nettles (prolly broke it off with some guy)
3.WWE WrestleMania (fake..jus sayin)
4.Sara Ramirez (prolly preggers, cuz some bun ovener is always trending)
5.Daniella Monet (prolly hot… too lazay to check)
6.Eddie Murphy (has a cold…or syphillis?)
7.Tax refunds (cash them quick the USA is bankrupt)
8.Red Sox (totally suck!) (right Georgie B?)
9.Ivory Coast (the result of soap mating?)
10.Foreign currency (is strong against the dollar?)

I have been away a bit and come back with a couple posts and all that. My last post was a bloggerer crush blog swap with the Aus-some Aussie Mynx...if you have not read it or stopped by and checked her out you are missing out!

Pencil Girl who is conquering the world!

If you do not stop by and say hi! it will totally be your loss and your bad...
I also seem to have developed a penchant for using the fuck word...

I know.
Rilly? seerusly?
That is nothing new...

I will may be bandying it about in this post quite liberally (or fucking not...) if you are feeling too sensitive to hear that word or are feeling way to in Touch with your puritanical sensibilities, go here and come back tommorrow...

or if you really want to be a dick, send me a nasty comment at or just stop following...

I am who I am.

I try to limit the f bomb on this blog but sometimes it just feel right...

                  today is a day like that.

I have been very lax in my bloggering. I will continue to be lame lax.

Tucker and I have come to an agreement in which we will JADIP blog Tuesday (exclusively tUckEr 2sdAy) , Thursday, and Sunday. (along with the occasional TP FOTO FRIDAY) 

Tucker convinced me that the World Dogmanation Quest needed a FaceBook page, so I relented and he is off and running! You can check it here,

You can like him, but not friend him. Yet another fucked up thing about facebook...

I smell lawsuit.

BTW- This week my comments, if I stop by,
what with all the coolness that is bruce-ness
this week, will be alcohol fueled.

more on that later...

The Enigmatic Lovkyne 

thinks I am  a versital bloggererer...stop by and say hi. i never know what I will find there, but I am always glad I stop!

Rules to accept the award are as follows:

Thank the person who awarded you and link back to them in your post.
Lovkyne at Muse on Fire is now linked back! DONE

Tell 7 Random facts about yourself.
1. I do not like to ride in elevators.
2. Conversely, as a 25 year long smoker (recently non-smoker) stairs are the devil.
3. I am not a big sweet eater, but when I do, I binge.
4. Hence, that coupled with illness, and unemployment, has made me winterwieght fatass.
5. Tucker and I are Batcheloringing it this week so posts will be:
6. Drunken stupor idiotic ramblings or,
7. BONUS...nonexistant.
8. So, rilly, No diff'rent than any other day.
9. yup.
10. ManCave Sunday to Sunday starts in...


(fucking done!)
seeeeeee yaaaaa!

psyche your mind!

Pass the award on to 15 new found bloggers.
to borrow from my EVIL TWIN
fuck me freddy!
just so you know...
no way i  am giving this to 15 bloggergers...
i am way too lazy for that shit.
and there is/are ManCaving events to plan...
it will be 5:00 somewhere all fucking week long!

I am giving this to these blogererses...

Mamma cuz I love her blog, she follows my BET site, and The guy book but she rocks! REAL and awesome!
Bushman cuz he is also in MI and he is a WINGS fan and he is seriously random and fun. He is like a member of my ManCaveCrew...(high Praise) very similar to simpledude...
The Pearson Report cuz Jenny leaves great comments and even tho' she is a 'Nucks fan, gosh darn it i love her!
Jewels's Naughty Nothings cuz she is  a pimping machine and guest posting  and i love her so you should too...kinda x, well totally x rated...
Mrs Hyde and the zen bitch cuz she is the fucking shit! and funny and reflective! check out both of these blogs!
sugar free thoughts so if you do not go here, you will not meet this true life bionic woman, and will miss out on serious funny!
Tony Van Helsing's Mystery Theater a blog that makes you think and a commenter that is good at the art of comments. and we all know i am ALL about comments...
the rude blog Just found this blog yesterday. tongue in cheek and hilarious...
cedar's mountain a blog that I stumbled upon and fell in love with...G is a great writer and you need to check it out.
The Habitual Hobbit  ib is just a regular guy with a wushi finger! he will be doing a guest post soon at my guy book site... 
Yandie Goddess of Pickles never know what this gem will be, but it will always be real and mosly be funny!
Absolutely Primed cuz i  love AP. this blog goes all over the place but is always well written...and usually i laugh...
Secret Pleasures Mynx-y's sexy site...and since i am pretty sure she is the most Aus-some Aussie on the planet, I am giving her an award for versatility...i take that back...she is most Aus-some Aussie!
My cakeology  not about cake cakeologist The cakeologist... just started stalking checking this bloggerere out, so I have not officially stalked her enough to know anything other than she is funny...and knows a metricfuckpile about cake...
tapetum lucidium or something like that... the link works, i think...KAT is the most awesome thing since sliced rye and butter, (which i love like a drug) and is all around the cats me ow!

Contact each blogger you want to pass the award on to and let them know you’ve done so, and let the giver of your award know you accept it.

i so was easy for chips and cheesy!
(and i know it is like 17 blogs but only 15 bloggerers)

The lovely Mynx at dribble... gave me a Pav. the greatest award on the net next to the fucking petey!
I will fulfill my obligations on this one in a future post, but suffice to say, I will be keeping this one all to least until my winterfatass goes away...I feel a binge coming on!


Dear Dad:
Wish you were here to see your grandkids...they have been a thorn in my side  my best contribution to the world. (even tho' i am not a bio dad) You would be as proud as I am of them...Had a couple $1.00 PBR's in your honor last night, as no one sells Strohs, anymore...can't quite figure that one out.    The Jets have been good the last couple were right about the LIONS...cheers! old man! hope the beer is flowing freely, and the fish are biting!


so y'all can belly up to the bar and enjoy with me...OR DRINK ALONE...

Just Another Day in Paradise Batchelorhood!


  1. I love you too - blog lovin' and beer drinkin' will be on the menu today!

    I'm taking my mom out for lunch and I'm going to buy us each a nice sleeve of Granville Island Pale Ale and we'll drink a toast to your dad!

    Thank you so much for giving me this award - I'm honoured to be in such good company.
    Just one question - do I pass this on to 15 people too?

    And...truly you've been the "best" find I've made on Blogger! See, there is something good to be said for it - even if they are too lame to BON you - you are a BON to me!

    Hugs and love coming at you,

  2. I'll be drinking alone...*sniff*

  3. I am glad I found your blog from wherever I found it at...I can't remember stuff like that, but I am liking it.

    Thanks for the award. I love awards, but may or may not follow the rules...sometimes I just take them and run.

    Small correction - I see that you have me as the cakeologist/cakebetch. The Cakebetch can be found at The Hot Mess Chronicles

    The more accurate name for me (according to people who know me) would be 'The Cake Bitch' (or more often, just 'Bitch'), but in conservative Utah, I felt that might not be well-received so I couldn't use it for my business since my goal is to gain clients...

    Thanks again for the mention and the award!

  4. I fucking loved this random rambling post. What a great tribute to your dad too :D

  5. Awwwwww thank you! Special boobie squeezie hug for you!

    You knows I love your ramblings & writings & your vivid word imagery that I so steal all the time; you & the Tuckster totally deserve the award!!

    I will work on my special award speech / blog tomorrow!!

  6. Bruce I was leadning by example :P....

    this was my response on my blog

    'Bruce I know what your saying and its actually what my blog post 'normal is boring' is sort of about. Teachers used to think I was sweet and innocent and then they would tell me I've swallowed the class with whatever comment I'd just made because they weren't expecting it. People also take it as an opportunity to try and trample all over me but when I open my gob they think wtf... and then they can't handle whatever I've said... yet they are quick to dish it out themselves. I f bomb sometimes in my daily life but no often.'

    and somewhere on my blog there is cee lo greens fu

  7. Thanks for the naughty blog rarely gets those. The only other one was from Kat-she really is the cats meow. I will be sure to thank you in my regular blog-as I awards are rarely sexy enough for Naughty Nothings-now if somebody made up a Sex Goddess award with naked people on it or something-well that I'd post there. hehehe. Thanks, Bruce-you have been so amazingly supportive of both blogs and I cannot thank you enough! Look forward to all your drunk comments! hehe.

  8. Awesome post, and a nice tribute to your dad. I'm sure you and he would fit right in with me and my dad, who turned 68 a couple months ago. He's in Arizona right now avoiding winter but when he gets back here in a few weeks we'll have a beer for you and your dad.

    The Simple Dude

  9. Thanks a whole shit load of hockey pucks Mr. Bruce!!! My first award. I don't even know what the hell to do with it. I think my favorite part of your blog is that you never know what the hell is gonna be there when you click. Keep it up!!

  10. congrats on the award and as always a great post that kept me entertained which by the way is really hard to do i'm easily lost..have a great sunday

  11. Dude, you rule. As I read this post, I was fucking (sorry) flabbergasted to find an award. You sneaky. Snoogens for showing your daddy some love. And, I apologize for my tardiness in regard to sharing my take on the wifey being preggers. I'm on it. I will quit lolliegagging and load the pen. Again, thanks Bruce. You iz the shiz.

  12. Beer fueled comments: is there any other way to comment? If there is, I don't want to know.

    I'll raise a beer to your dad as well, Bruce. Cheers!

  13. Cheers to Tucker, Brucie and Brucie's dad! Down the hatch!

  14. Nice awards! Now I have MORE blogs to check out!!! That was a pretty nice note to your dad. I wish he was around too Bruce <3

    hed hed above water

  15. these are great. Thanks for sharing.

    My League of Legends Blog.
    Surrender at 20
    My BM/Metal blog.
    Death with No Redemption

  16. Awwww I'm gonna become a fan of Tucker's the next time I'm on FB!

    Thank you so much for the award, Bruce! I think you're pretty brilliant and meow-y, too. :) Also, excellent choices on the other blogs. I think I read them all, but for a few and I'll definitely check them out on your recommendation.~

    That was a beautiful letter to your dad, too, boss. I am positive that your dad got it.

  17. Hey little brother, that was one of your best posts! Loved it. Miss you and the gang. I'm slowly getting back. Just living in a big old mess right now and need to get some semblence here first. Hopefully, this week. Enjoy your man/dog week! Hugs, Sis.

  18. What a lovely tribute to your dad. Congrats on your latest award and props to all the bloggers you awarded in return.

  19. Thank you and congrats! I filled mine out and gave you props! You're great!

    Nice post to your dad! I miss mine and wish he was here to see his great grand sons. He's here with us though, I just know it.

    If I were on Facebook I would so "like" Tucker! I just follow him here though. :)

  20. Thanks for the bigging up Bruce, it does my ego good to know I'm not just a gobshite. And a nice tribute to your Dad. My Mum would have been 75 this year too but she passed away on March 29th 1995. So I'll raise a pint to her and your Dad.

  21. Congrats on the award and those you passed it on to :) Great choices

    I will raise a Southern Comfort and lemonade to your dad, Cheers!

  22. everyone an all..thanks for the great comments and hope you all cheered for soemone you miss....

  23. Drunken comments are the only way to go.

    Your dad sounds like an awesome man. Be consoled that he is being cheered all across the globe with beers in hands.

    Next time one is is mine I'll take a drink to him as well.

  24. I shall now leave work and have a beer in honor of your pops too :) Wish I was closer to my father - I still have time I suppose. I'll get on that.


  25. kara- thank you and down the hatch...

    shelby- thank you and do get to be closer to your pops...he prolly wishes you were too!

  26. Yay! I'm the shit!

    I'm sposed to stay away from alcohol for a month. Not for Lent or anything like that, but because I keep getting myself into trouble. But I will TOTALLY sneak in some booze so you won't have to drink alone. How's that for rationalization?

  27. congratz on the award...!
    You've a great style and I always love reading your posts


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