editors note: my post on last thursday
was an ode to my father
who would have been 75 today!
i miss ya dad!
TRENDING NO!!!!TRENDING NOOOO!!!
I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING THIS shit!
1.Doris Day (dead)
2.Jennifer Nettles (prolly broke it off with some guy)
3.WWE WrestleMania (fake..jus sayin)
4.Sara Ramirez (prolly preggers, cuz some bun ovener is always trending)
5.Daniella Monet (prolly hot… too lazay to check)
6.Eddie Murphy (has a cold…or syphillis?)
7.Tax refunds (cash them quick the USA is bankrupt)
8.Red Sox (totally suck!) (right Georgie B?)
9.Ivory Coast (the result of soap mating?)
10.Foreign currency (is strong against the dollar?)
I have been away a bit and come back with a couple posts and all that. My last post was a bloggerer crush blog swap with the Aus-some Aussie Mynx...if you have not read it or stopped by and checked her out you are missing out!
Welcome to the following new BIA (this link will help define this for you)
Pencil Girl who is conquering the world!
If you do not stop by and say hi! it will totally be your loss and your bad...
I also seem to have developed a penchant for using the fuck word...
That is nothing new...
will may be bandying it about in this post quite liberally (or fucking not...) if you are feeling too sensitive to hear that word or are feeling way to in Touch with your puritanical sensibilities, go here and come back tommorrow...
if you really want to be a dick, send me a nasty comment at email@example.com or just stop following...
I am who I am.
I try to limit the f bomb on this blog but sometimes it just feel right...
today is a day like that.
I have been very lax in my bloggering. I will continue to be
Tucker and I have come to an agreement in which we will JADIP blog Tuesday (exclusively tUckEr 2sdAy) , Thursday, and Sunday. (along with the occasional TP FOTO FRIDAY)
Tucker convinced me that the World Dogmanation Quest needed a FaceBook page, so I relented and he is off and running! You can check it here,
You can like him, but not friend him. Yet another fucked up thing about facebook...
I smell lawsuit.
BTW- This week my comments, if I stop by,
what with all the coolness that is bruce-ness
this week, will be alcohol fueled.
more on that later...
The Enigmatic Lovkyne
at Muse on Fire
thinks I am a versital bloggererer...stop by and say hi. i never know what I will find there, but I am always glad I stop!
Rules to accept the award are as follows:
Thank the person who awarded you and link back to them in your post.
Lovkyne at Muse on Fire is now linked back! DONE
Tell 7 Random facts about yourself.
1. I do not like to ride in elevators.
2. Conversely, as a 25 year long smoker (recently non-smoker) stairs are the devil.
3. I am not a big sweet eater, but when I do, I binge.
4. Hence, that coupled with illness, and unemployment, has made me winterwieght fatass.
5. Tucker and I are Batcheloringing it this week so posts will be:
6. Drunken stupor idiotic ramblings or,
8. So, rilly, No diff'rent than any other day.
10. ManCave Sunday to Sunday starts in...
psyche your mind!
Pass the award on to 15 new found bloggers.
to borrow from my EVIL TWIN
fuck me freddy!
just so you know...
no way i am giving this to 15 bloggergers...
i am way too lazy for that shit.
and there is/are ManCaving events to plan...
it will be 5:00 somewhere all fucking week long!
I am giving this to these blogererses...
Mamma cuz I love her blog, she follows my BET site, and The guy book but she rocks! REAL and awesome!
Bushman cuz he is also in MI and he is a WINGS fan and he is seriously random and fun. He is like a member of my ManCaveCrew...(high Praise) very similar to simpledude...
The Pearson Report cuz Jenny leaves great comments and even tho' she is a 'Nucks fan, gosh darn it i love her!
Jewels's Naughty Nothings cuz she is a pimping machine and guest posting and i love her so you should too...kinda x, well totally x rated...
Mrs Hyde and the zen bitch cuz she is the fucking shit! and funny and reflective! check out both of these blogs!
sugar free thoughts so if you do not go here, you will not meet this true life bionic woman, and will miss out on serious funny!
Tony Van Helsing's Mystery Theater a blog that makes you think and a commenter that is good at the art of comments. and we all know i am ALL about comments...
the rude blog Just found this blog yesterday. tongue in cheek and hilarious...
cedar's mountain a blog that I stumbled upon and fell in love with...G is a great writer and you need to check it out.
The Habitual Hobbit ib is just a regular guy with a wushi finger! he will be doing a guest post soon at my guy book site...
Yandie Goddess of Pickles never know what this gem will be, but it will always be real and mosly be funny!
Absolutely Primed cuz i love AP. this blog goes all over the place but is always well written...and usually i laugh...
Secret Pleasures Mynx-y's sexy site...and since i am pretty sure she is the most Aus-some Aussie on the planet, I am giving her an award for versatility...i take that back...she is most Aus-some Aussie!
My cakeology not about cake cakeologist The cakeologist... just started
stalking checking this bloggerere out, so I have not officially stalked her enough to know anything other than she is funny...and knows a metricfuckpile about cake...
tapetum lucidium or something like that... the link works, i think...KAT is the most awesome thing since sliced rye and butter, (which i love like a drug) and is all around the cats me ow!
Contact each blogger you want to pass the award on to and let them know you’ve done so, and let the giver of your award know you accept it.
i so lied...it was easy for cheesy...like chips and cheesy!
(and i know it is like 17 blogs but only 15 bloggerers)
The lovely Mynx at dribble... gave me a Pav.
the greatest award on the net next to the fucking petey!
I will fulfill my obligations on this one in a future post, but suffice to say, I will be keeping this one all to myself...at least until my winterfatass goes away...I feel a binge coming on!
Wish you were here to see your grandkids...they have been
a thorn in my side my best contribution to the world. (even tho' i am not a bio dad) You would be as proud as I am of them...Had a couple $1.00 PBR's in your honor last night, as no one sells Strohs, anymore... can't quite figure that one out. The Jets have been good the last couple years...you were right about the LIONS...cheers! old man! hope the beer is flowing freely, and the fish are biting!
so y'all can belly up to the bar and enjoy with me...OR DRINK ALONE...
Just Another Day in