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Monday, February 10, 2014

snow day(s)!

i am tUcKeR. i am a was a puppy!

i know, you all think i am still  a puppy, but i am 4 years old now, and i think big dog thoughts!

i was a puppy before but  now i am a big dog!

i am adulthooded!

daddy is busy doing daddy things, cuz he is busy...busy busy busy!

no time for tUcKeR... so i decided to bloggerer a blog!

i will tell it like it is...

my dogvise to you whiny little bitches...(see how i did that, with a dog reference?  but i used it to describe your behavior?...when daddy is not watching, i do whats i want! when i wants! i roll like a big dog!)

see... I am a big dog! i used big dog words...i am soppissticated! 

anywhat...

love the snow, and quit whining.

it is winter, get used to it.

me? i have been loving up me some snow!
always IPP!

be ready for everything!

 the world DOGMANATOR!
wait. what? what WAS that.
try to catch a snowflake on your tongue! it is easier if you have a big tongue but i betcha can do it!
yummy snow! take a bite out of life! every day is precious snow or no snow!
always smell it first! and don't eat it if it smells like pee or poop!


mark your territory!!!
when ya gotta go, ya gotts ta go!




well... I gotta go!
till next time!

Just Another Dog In Puppidise!

Thursday, December 26, 2013

merry merry HO HO HO!

still alive
still a puppy!
hey everyone!
merry Christmas and all that jazz.
me and daddy tried to bloggerer yesterday and the 'puter was not co-operating. we (meaning daddy) got pissed off.  so no post.

mommy and daddy went to grama's house and I had to stay home. i openeded a bunch of my presents, even tho they were on top of daddy's chest of drawers, and ate all the snacky-wacks that were in the packages.

then i got pukin' sick!

merry Christmas mommy n' daddy! that will show youze guyz to leave me home.

daddy has been very busy and i have been kinda bored.

I hope that everyone got all the chewy toys and skeakers they wanted for Christmas and enjoyed the time spent with family. licky licks and wet noses all around!

mylibean and mr. saturday were not home for Christmas, and i missed them.

happy new year and all that! HO HO HO!


Just Another Dog in Puppydise

-tUcKeR

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Dogs love trucks!

i am tUcKeR...

i useded to be a little puppy.
i am growed up now.
but daddy says i am still a puppy.

yesterday daddy and me went on a dogspedition.
we took his truck.
i love trucks.
the can go where the snow is deep and the play is fun!

we went to wintercamping and i was up all day. i did not taked a nap!

That makes me all growed up!

i still love puppy stuff tho'.

we only went for the day cuz daddy was not able to go over night.
i am always having fun!

he is kinda old and slow.
not fast and fun like me.

i wented everywhere. we were in the woods.
a barked at the smelly and loud snow machines that roared by our site.
i scaried them good!

there were sticks and snow and we had a big fire.

i still kinda smell like a burning fire, but it is ok.
i likeded the fire...

it was ok.

but i likeded the big piles of snow and all the fresh winter smells.

i fetched a lot of sticks and even got hitted by a big one.
i yelped and everyone laughed at me.
they said stop being a big baby...
i was fine, tho, cuz i am not a little puppy anymore.
so a ran and got another stick.

i love the snow!
there was lot and lots of snow.

i did not take a nap.

daddy did not either, but he slept in today...
he is old.
i am not.

i am ready to go again!

just another dog in puppydise!

Sunday, February 17, 2013

tUcKeR is not doing his job and writing this blog like he promised.

but he is a puppy and it is winter so there are all kinds of things to do that do not involve writing and blogging.

btw he just turned 3!
that is like 21 in dog years

and like 36 in marriage years...

you know,

marriage years: the number of years, AFTER year one, cuz everyone is happy for the first year, you feel you have aged for every year you are married.

I have been devoting my blogging brain to  My business blog...

Which is not, contrary to popular belief, Yams (and a very special shout out to the simple dude.
if you don't read the simple dude, you are missing one of the best blogs in the blog-o-world...)

THANKS DUDE!


However, in my travels recently i saw this...

really?
people need to be instructed on not leaving our baby unattended?
WTF?!?


not much else to say, as i have been pretty busy doing work type stuff...

semi-retirement is killing me.
at least the semi work part is...

i turned 3 last month...
here i was a little puppy!
Just Another Dog In Puppydise!
Justt Another Day In Paradise!


Sunday, January 6, 2013

the politics...


...of pupydom!
i am tUcKeR...i am a puppy!

i haves assumed control of this blog...i am the blogdog, after-all! 

rooooroooof rooooroof...grrrrr. 
mr squirel?
something!
woof!

where was i?
oh yeah...

i am doing well. i am nearly 3 years old! 

i had to wear the cone of shame this last summer. i could not stop biting and licking my tail. because i can! and you cannot! i am better now.

i am a celebrity at the bank where daddy goes. they all know me. they always give me treats and love me up! i think they like daddy too, but i am sure they loves me!
i am tUcKeR...i am a puppy!


daddy mommy and i moved to a new daddy den. it is nice. i like it now. i did not like it at first. it has all wood floors and it scaried me.   daddy and mommy put down a bunch of rugs to make it easier to walk around.

rooooroooof rooooroof...grrrrr. 
catty kitty?
something!
woof!

where was i?
oh yeah...


daddy is doing ok. he is slow and i can runs so much faster than he can. sometimes i make daddy chase the ball just to see if the old dog can still do a trick or too...

he can't...but he is funny to watch...he limps and pants...he is an old dog. he will  not learn new tricks...i have trieded, but he is not too bright.

he throws the ball...i pretends to be sniffing things and be more interested in stuff, and make daddy "go get it." then just as he is ready get it i sometimes run and get it before him...

it is fun. you should tries it some times!

it has been a while since i have been here... i have been very busy doing very important puppy stuffy...we have a new yard as well and i have to make sure i mark every branch, fence post, tree, bush and of course the picnic table too...

i do. because i have too!

but it takes time!

rooooroooof rooooroof...grrrrr. 
mrs bunny?
something!
woof!

where was i?
oh yeah...

daddy gets a bit pissed at my pissing on the table, but it is ours now...i have marked soooooo many times!

i wroted youz guyz a little poem!


tUcKeR says, "i loves the snow!"
i do not eats the yellow
cuz that may be the huskies go...
it don't taste like mellow yellow

i also says to give a whirl
to bones and toys to chew
and friends of mine like mr. squirrel
and  mrs bunny, too!

and i loves that catty kitty 
very much more than daddy
cuz it is fun to chase catty kitty 
even if it drives him batty

daddy says he is outta here
he is goin' to the darkside
me, tUcKeR will still post here and there
snippets about my bark side!

and lastly friends i'd like send
lickity lick to all youz guyz
and daddy says he is at wits end
but the world dogmanator is alivez!

youz guyz can still find daddy at his new daddy den...

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Just another day in Puppydise....
Just another day in Paradise....