Priorities

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Seriously? killer bees? is that a band?

i will say not much has changed in the trending overnight....

1. Bloggering…I have lots to say and sometimes it is even interesting/funny

2. REDWINGS HOCKEY…the season is just not long enough…mebbe this is #1, but there are days between games so...

3. Family…should be #2...but whatever…

4. God…Mebbe this should be first, but I do not want him to get a big head…although lately he has been huge in my life...

5. Work…no one ever said on their death bed, “I wish I woulda worked more…” i think i got this one right...



I may juggle these around a bit and get back to you…or not…Jus’ Sayin’

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looks like some cool stuff....or a great way to waste time...

     I do not understand many things, as I discussed a couple days ago, in a blog about such matters…understanding what you do not understand helps you to figure out what you need to learn to understand these self same things…whatever…at this point in my life, I just ask why try? I am okay with not understanding some things…it is OKAY!!!

    There are some things that I do not understand but still try to figure out…I think I should stop that effort…

     As regular readers have ascertained I am addicted to many things, particularly food that is not good for me. I am still waiting for a deep-fried corndog wrapped in bacon and infused with that pseudo-cheese. Mebbe I will invent that…

     I need to have a food network show called Foods To Die For…And From…Jus’ Sayin…

     As I picked up a couple corn dogs the other day at the gas station and filled a paper boat with cheesy-goo-goodness and chili, I looked around and noticed the two trash orifices were very unfull and yet there was trash all around the holes in the countertop designed to drop trash INTO… I appreciate the effort…not really…could you be any lazier? Try getting the trash in the trash can….

     Football is too physical? WTF? Just gotta say this one puzzles me…seems like the NFL is concerned with the number of helmet to helmet hits…ok…why not just play the games on x-box? or put airbags in the helmets…or remove the helmets all together…or better yet STFU about it…two big guys collide in space people get hurt…does not seem like rocket surgery, but definitely sounds like brain science… I appreciate the effort in protecting guys playing a very physical game, but really, not so much…

     Another brain baffler is how ice cubes get smaller in the freezer. I have heard it is caused by evaporation. C’mon seriously? You want me to believe that in the frigid tundra of Lambeau freezer there is evaporation….RIIIIGHT!

     You now what I think? I think it is ghosts sucking on them at night and then putting them back in the tray…how else do you really explain the massive glacier forming in the ice cube maker bin in said Lambeau Freezer? I appreciate the effort in trying to scientifically explain some things but c’mon…Seriously, you expect me to believe there are NOT ghosts sucking on the cubes…whatever…

     To prove my point I am walking over to the Lambeau freezer now…checkin’ for Ghosties… don’t see any… Hey what’s this? Frozen Chicken Kiev (filled with butter, parsley and spices) and Frozen Chicken Cordon Bleu (filled with Swiss cheese and ham)…Cool!!! Looks like dinner…now that’s effort I can appreciate. My wife, I think I will keep her…good lookin’ out, Honey!

     Yup, there are some things in which I appreciate the effort I see, but when it all comes down, what difference will it make…This old dog is not learning any new tricks…it sounds like even more effort than slammin’ home a piece of trash…

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PROLLY CAUSED BY THE StupidTow!!!!
     

       Do you ever wonder where in the world the most spectacular stupidity is unveiled? It would be a good idea for you to find out where THE STUPID IS...Knowing where may help you avoid being dragged into or under the StupidTow.

     I have often wondered this wonder and there are plenty of candidates. Today I discovered one such place. Mebbe discover is the wrong word, cuz it is not like I was exploring, or looking for a quicker route to China or anything quite so exotic. No, I was simply hit by the StupidPeolpeEpiphanyBall. I was witnessing the StupidTow…

     Today's candidate for spectacular stupidity is the parking lot. Even more correctly the Gas Station Parking Lot. Since I am usually cruising to the gas station to get gas either from the pump or the hot dogs, I rarely have really paid attention to the stupidity around me. Mebbe I am usually in focus on the objective. Mebbe I am just becoming immune to the stupidity. IDK...

     It seemed like a normal day, as I parked away from all the confusion and caterwauling that is the gas station, but as I exited from making my purchase of two cheesyladen hot dogs with pickled Jalapeños, I saw the first of many ridstupidous acts.

      My first near miss with the StupidTow was the girl that was too busy talking on her CELL phone to say thank you or even give me a nod when I opened the door for her. Oh, and I forgot to mention she was on crutches, so I WAITED for her to come thru the door.

     Mebbe that is not stupid as much as it is rude but whatever. Would it be funny if a slammed the door on her and then said, “Oh, Excuse me?” Prolly not, but it may have been the thing to wake her up from her SelfImportantStupor…Jus'Sayin'...

     The second near miss was the rest of the patrons doing the ZombieWalk and people driving with their heads firmly up in their posteriors Such a sight to behold!! The lot is not very big so trying to pull off a Bruce Johnson patented 17 point turn is not advisable, nor is it smart. Yet two of these non-drivers attempted to do so. Hilarity ensues..If gas pumps could talk, the stories they would tell...

    OFFS. stop being so stupid!!! I know it sounds so simple, but obviously it is not. Apparently, it is all about hurry hurry rush rush...and not paying attention to the StupidTow...one by one they all get pulled in...I see a few near fender-benders...I am amazed that none of these people in the StupidTow, seem to admit that something they are doing is stupid...

     Remember back when a car did not have power steering? These maneuvers would be much more difficult with ArmStrong Steering, like in my first car. Still and all the parking lot gymnastics ensue. I nearly get pulled into the StupidTow by one of these doofusses. and nearly lose my hot dogs...

    i wear enough of my meals by driving and eating and just plain missing my mouth. i do not need a helping hand of StupidTowishness...

     How hard is it to remember what side of the vehicle the fill door is on? It must be VERY difficult. Judging from the number of people that have to move the car to the other pump to be on the right side. And stretching the hose over the car, while entertaining as a bystander, is just PalinStupid.

     Remember when the fill tube on a car was behind the rear license plate? It didn’t matter which side of the pump you were on. And the attendant would fill it for you anyway…Was the reason for moving the fill tube to the side of the car was a safety issue? Was it to limit the number of firey explosions? Seems to me the gene pool could benefit from a few more fiery car explosions to rid the race of the stupid gene…before we all get pulled into the StupidTow…

     I am always amazed at the self-important factor of people. Every one in this gas station seemed to be in quite the hurry. Except me. I zoo-zazzed and bee-bopped at my usual lackadaisical pace. I really did not want to be wearing my cheese-slathered Hot dogs. Nope…not at all…nor did I want to lose any of the pickled Jalapeños...but mostly I wanted to watch the stupidity, and be aware of the StupidTow, cuz if your not watchin’ it you may be part of it…

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some things i do not understand...

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     There are some things I do not understand. Lots and lots of things. I could write a book on this subject. Instead I will just write a blog…

     I do not understand quantum physics…and before someone that does understand these complicated concepts tries to educate me, fahgeddaboutit. I would just stare out into space and contemplate something else that I do understand like how to make an ice cube. Or how to drink a Crown and Coke...

     I do not understand the fluctuation of pork futures and crude oil…nor do I care, but I know it has something to do with making money based on what will happen in the future…however, fahgeddaboutit…I may not live to see the future, so why should I care about how much gassy pigs are selling for.

     I fail to get the concept of Women And Teen aged girls… I do not think I need to elucidate on that one. I am a guy…    

      I know very little about the geopolitical ramifications of peanut butter, I know this is something that few people know about but everyone really wants to know more about…I may ponder this more on a later date while I am scarffing some PB on a saltine, and washing it down with a cold one…or OJ...

     I am baffled by the idea that relief pitchers need to rest. They only work, at most a third, of the time that a starting pitcher does, and with how long there is between pitches, I find it hard to believe that even a starter needs rest. If only my job involved scratching my balls and throwing stuff…Which BTW is something I do quite well when sitting on the couch and watching a LIONS game, but I have yet to find a way to get paid to do this…

     I do not know where the last thirty years went…seems like only yesterday I was just a kid…I am tremendously under understanded by this passing of time… 

    I am having difficulty understanding Why all the good ones are taken… I mean the green Dots… last few times I got Dots there were mostly orange, and red. Why is it that they have Dots, also called Black Crows, that are devoted to black Dots, but do not have a box devoted to green ones. It seems kinda racially motivated…I know it is not easy being green and all…they could dothis and call them Kermit’s…I know I would buy stock in that…and a lot of boxes of ‘em as well. Some may call it insider trading, I simply call it GreenLust… 

    I am also, unfortunately, not on the same page as to why we can send a man to the moon but cannot seem to solve simple things like my AT&T cell phone working in the office or the Mancave bathroom. You know I may just text you while on the can… more commonly known as toilexting…believe you me, it happens a LOT more than you know…think about that the next time you get a text…Jus’ Sayin’…

     I fail to understand why the movies have so many different production companies attached to one film. Is that why it cost the GNP of a Banana Republic to go see a movie…that does not, however explain why popcorn and Junior Mints are at break the bank prices...and they store the popcorn in giant trash bags over night and reuse it the following day...paying a lot for trash is something you do at a garage sale, not a movie theater...

     I cannot understand why people debate about which is better cats or dogs. I am a dog person, but cats are ok…except for that allergy thing. And cats are much better eating….Jus sayin’

I cannot understand why people debate politics…both sides are wrong…all the time…

     I find it difficult to understand the big deal about birthdays…unless there is booze involved…then I can understand a whole bunch of stuff about birthdays, but I cannot remember anything that happened…prolly just as well...    

     I  also do not understand why we do not have a national holiday for me. When I am king of the world I will have a whole month devoted to me…so for now everyone just pick a day and celebrate me…or better yet celebrate yourself…

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Waiting on whatever? Take a nap…

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6.Tyra Banks 7.Homer Simpson 8.Mountain Goat At… 9.401(k) Plans 10.Smartphones 

     Waiting is difficult. Our society has become very immediate. We are in constant contact with each other. You want to talk you call by cell, jum,p on FB or send a text When you call, FB, or text you leave a message and then wait for a response. Most times it is immediate.It is a problem when it is not.

     When the alarm on my smartphone goes off in the morning, I hit the snooze at least once… (Liar…It is far more than once) The alarm will keep on making noise until you silence it. I do love those 10 minute naps from 6 am until 6:50. At 6:50 I HAVE to begin my day…I have to start my routine…

     My smartphone just rebooted itself. It decided to shutdown and restart. I can accept that. It is on 24/7 and wanted to take a nap cuz I like to nap occasionally. Mebbe it is smarter than I had known…it seemed to find  a little NapWindow...all on its own...

     When the phone turns back on, I wonder how many super important phone calls, e-mails and texts I have missed…the sad truth is none…I guess I am not an immediate concern to anyone right now…That is a good thing…

     However, society is no longer patient. We want what we want when we want it. Is it any wonder there is a debt problem in the USA? Most of us have been guilty of buying something on credit that we did not really need. but we really wanted...SSSOOO BADDD... Buying on credit is a national past time. I think it has surpassed baseball as the number one national past time. Watching baseball affords many NapWindows…And before you make an impulse purchase you should really sleep on it...NapWindow alert!

     I was watching and infomercial the other night. I do not know why. It caught my eye. The saddest thing about it is not only that I watched it for more than a minute, but that I cannot remember what they were trying to sell me.

     It must have been REALLY cool, though, cuz I thought about it for more than the time it takes to click the remote to the next instant gratification. I know it was in three easy payments of $29.95…mebbe it was four. Whatever. It was UberCool. Or so I thought at the time it was.

     The problem is that as a society we are so overloaded with the latest buzz that we are unable to process all the information that we see. Even when it is a UberCool must-have-thing-a-ma-jiggy, we lack the ability to process the information. Or mebbe you took a nap…Jus’ Sayin’…

     We are immediately gratified in most things social. But the service industry is still lacking like when you are waiting for a utility company. For some reason they are still on 1970’s time. They will be there when they get there and will graciously give you a 4 hour window of time when they will show. Yawn! Think I will take a nap…

     I am waiting for DTE to come out and check/change my meter. I think I will smoke a cigarette right next to the guy or gal that comes to do the service. Will that light a fire under his/her butt? I check my smoke pack...only two smokes... that is a problem...that is poor planning... this could be a long 4 hours...short on the smokes and having to wait...

     This inconsiderate four hour block is a looking like an excellent NapWindow!!! But as soon as I relax enough to catch a little shut eye, they will show... It is like some karmic constant. It sounds negative, but it is not…it is a trained response to the historical data of my experience…

     I do not fault the service techs…I fault the companies that want you to pay on their time table but cannot afford you the same courtesy of respecting your time when they determine that it is time to do a service for you….
     Finally, around 11:30, the tech shows up. As it turns out there is nothing wrong with the meter. Someone got the wrong meter number attached to our address. Looks like someone in Mega-corporation American was perusing the NapWindow senarios in lieu of  their job...Millions of qualified people out of work and this is the best DTE can do??? The tech leaves...I leave... I head to work...
     Fifteen minutes later I get a call from DTE... They need to come out and service the vent for the meter...WTF couldn't they do that while the tech was here?my wife points out tha it is prolly a different tech that does that work. Job security at its finest...Wow, I am so in need of a NapWindow...abject incompetence is really tiresome...    
     I am a creature of routine. I need my morning rituals to stay consistent. I like to plan my work and work my plan. I do not like the CheeFuking that ensues when some inconsiderate mega-corporation decides what my routine will be...

     Sanity is being able to let it go when it is out of your control and accept the world does not care about your plan, or your desire to be immediately gratified…and finding the right time to take a nap…

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Fall blows…

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(wow, todays trend is mostly fluff....no big crisis to write about?)

1.Katy Perry  2.Amy Poehler  3.Shia LaBeouf   4.Hilary Swank  5.Health Care Plans

6.Knott's Berry Farm 7.Johnny Knoxville  8.Blood Pressure 9 .Mortgage Loan 10.Hoover Dam

    ONYD!!! Yup! I sure as shit did. Fall indeed does blow…Fall blows. There I said it! If you do not believe me go see outside. Better yet, be outside. Get some wind mills up stat!!! That air movement is not just FairyFarts. Too bad the answers really do not blow in the wind, or I would have them all, captured with my dime store butterfly net and be doling them out to the highest bidder on E-Bay..

     That wind, my friends, is the ill wind that blows no good. At least in my neck of the woods. ..That is sure sign of winter on its way…major yucky!!!

    

For further proof I submit to you the following blowvidence.

     Oops. My minds eye imaging device seems to have malfunctioned. Mebbe I forgot to remove the lens cap…IDK…In order to see the bigger picture we all need to remove our lens caps. I may have forgotten here, but believe you me, prolly a good idea. Unless you are PalinStupid and want someone like Stupid Palin running the country in a couple years…if she is your girl, just keep those lens caps on and she will lead you to the hell you deserve…oops, I guess I got a little political…back to the point…

 Let’s try this again with a digital camera...

    
     And further proof is the sound. It sounds like a million bazillion locust swarming the city. That soulless symphony is the sucky sound of LEAF BLOWERS. Gas and electric energy wasting labor saving leaf blowers. Fall blows.

     This time of year is not very green… It is shades of red and orange and while okay to ogle, it all ends up dead and brown. Then the trees are bare and the snow hits. And then whiteness everywhere. Then I would rather see outside than be outside. I consider hibernation for the 9 months, or so, that the icy mitt of old man winter grabs us Michiganders.

     In EGR there is free leaf removal. Well it is not free, as nothing really is. It is paid for by some of the most ridiculously inflated taxes in the modern world, but they do pick up your leaves if you get them to the concrete curb and gutter. Being outside with a back pack blower is not my idea of fun…in fact poking my eyes out with bamboo sticks seems like a party compared to blowing leaves.

     As a weekend lazy man, and a football freak this is not a good thing to have all this work staring me in the face while MSU, U of M or the LIONS are on…on top of that, the WINGS season has begun…

     As I was walking with the TuckMonster this morning I noticed that many people had already begun the process of blowing the leaves into the curb and gutter. These assclowns still have trees that all FULL of leaves in and about their yard. AND I am not just being a half-full guy there are a bazillion leaves yet to fall. And blow.

all these leaves are yet to fall

...wind blows...leaves fall.... leaves get blown...hence fall blows!!!

     Oh yeah, I hate lawns as well. Grass is very needy. It needs to be watered, and then it needs to be mowed and then it needs to be trimmed. Then it needs to be fertilized, and then mowed again. The greener your lawn the less green friendly you are…gas powered products are bad for the ozone and electricity still relies on fossil fuels to run the generators, and make ridstupidously long plastic coated extension cords…Those electric mowers and blowers are just a bunch of green washing…time to replace  it all with field grass made with recycled tires!!! and put a LIONS logo in the middle of my yard...

     BTW…Because of this insane desire to have a PRETTY manicured lawn, we are required to pick up our furry friends waste. Well, if you have a dog you are. Cats are still allowed to walk into your yard and drop a deuce AND FOR AN ENCORE take a little stroll on the hood and top of your car. Is there no justice in the world?

     I have been watching where these cats are coming from and saving all these CatAssTrophies, to deposit in their owners yard…wish I still had my dump truck, I would add a couple TuckMonsterTurds as well…

     The leaves are changing, the wind is cooler, and the summer has wound down. All this work of taking care of the lawn by removing the leaves and prepping it to be pretty in the spring blows. My little greener effort this year may be to leave the leaves. Let nature take its course and not be party to the blowing that is part of fall. 

      Or I could let the kids that just walked up and asked if they could rake the lawn for 3 dollars do the nasty. 3 bucks...that is a bargain!!! Hey, it may need to be done again, but mebbe they will come back in a couple weeks..Mebbe fall does not blow quite so much…mebbe I was overreacting…I think I will give them 6 bucks…

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