some things i do not understand...

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     There are some things I do not understand. Lots and lots of things. I could write a book on this subject. Instead I will just write a blog…

     I do not understand quantum physics…and before someone that does understand these complicated concepts tries to educate me, fahgeddaboutit. I would just stare out into space and contemplate something else that I do understand like how to make an ice cube. Or how to drink a Crown and Coke...

     I do not understand the fluctuation of pork futures and crude oil…nor do I care, but I know it has something to do with making money based on what will happen in the future…however, fahgeddaboutit…I may not live to see the future, so why should I care about how much gassy pigs are selling for.

     I fail to get the concept of Women And Teen aged girls… I do not think I need to elucidate on that one. I am a guy…    

      I know very little about the geopolitical ramifications of peanut butter, I know this is something that few people know about but everyone really wants to know more about…I may ponder this more on a later date while I am scarffing some PB on a saltine, and washing it down with a cold one…or OJ...

     I am baffled by the idea that relief pitchers need to rest. They only work, at most a third, of the time that a starting pitcher does, and with how long there is between pitches, I find it hard to believe that even a starter needs rest. If only my job involved scratching my balls and throwing stuff…Which BTW is something I do quite well when sitting on the couch and watching a LIONS game, but I have yet to find a way to get paid to do this…

     I do not know where the last thirty years went…seems like only yesterday I was just a kid…I am tremendously under understanded by this passing of time… 

    I am having difficulty understanding Why all the good ones are taken… I mean the green Dots… last few times I got Dots there were mostly orange, and red. Why is it that they have Dots, also called Black Crows, that are devoted to black Dots, but do not have a box devoted to green ones. It seems kinda racially motivated…I know it is not easy being green and all…they could dothis and call them Kermit’s…I know I would buy stock in that…and a lot of boxes of ‘em as well. Some may call it insider trading, I simply call it GreenLust… 

    I am also, unfortunately, not on the same page as to why we can send a man to the moon but cannot seem to solve simple things like my AT&T cell phone working in the office or the Mancave bathroom. You know I may just text you while on the can… more commonly known as toilexting…believe you me, it happens a LOT more than you know…think about that the next time you get a text…Jus’ Sayin’…

     I fail to understand why the movies have so many different production companies attached to one film. Is that why it cost the GNP of a Banana Republic to go see a movie…that does not, however explain why popcorn and Junior Mints are at break the bank prices...and they store the popcorn in giant trash bags over night and reuse it the following day...paying a lot for trash is something you do at a garage sale, not a movie theater...

     I cannot understand why people debate about which is better cats or dogs. I am a dog person, but cats are ok…except for that allergy thing. And cats are much better eating….Jus sayin’

I cannot understand why people debate politics…both sides are wrong…all the time…

     I find it difficult to understand the big deal about birthdays…unless there is booze involved…then I can understand a whole bunch of stuff about birthdays, but I cannot remember anything that happened…prolly just as well...    

     I  also do not understand why we do not have a national holiday for me. When I am king of the world I will have a whole month devoted to me…so for now everyone just pick a day and celebrate me…or better yet celebrate yourself…

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