TRENDING NOOOOO!!!TRENDING NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
1.Helen Hunt (hot and not f*ing Preggers)
2.Jennifer Connelly (wtf is up with searching pregnant women)
3.Carrie Fisher (to Lindsey and other celebutards (see empress) straighten up, and embrace the position you are in)
4.Cameron Diaz (trained her self to be smarter? WTF?)
5.Miley Cyrus (as.pir.ing po.rn que.en…sing song voice)
6.Gwyneth Paltrow (hot, so very hot, just like yesterday)
7.Channing Tatum (google him if you don’t know who he is…I don’t care who he is)
8.NFL playoffs (I think time went backwards…holy shmoley…)
9.Tony Parker (show me a hot chick, I will show you a guy sick of her, and vice vresa…getting devorzed)
10.Hannah Montana (finally over…on to porn queen!)
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Visions Unto Myself
Visions Unto Myself
As many of you know, I have been quitting smoking this week and I have not been drinking. so cuz of that I
No, I of course still love all of you. And I am proud of my making it one week without SmokieTreats.
I watched TV. Football. and it is not good.
I never realized how boring the NFL is. Beer does make things better! So does Crown Royal. And a half pack of smokes.
so this is the what football looks like sober/no smokes/no booze:
play. replay. play replay.replay. discussion on last play. commercial. bad commercial. beer commercial.play. replay. play replay.replay. discussion on last play. commercial. bad commercial. beer commercial.play. replay. play replay.replay. discussion on last play. commercial. bad commercial. beer commercial.beer commercial.beer commercial.play replay.replay. discussion on last play.
This went on for 7 hours.
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I never realized how long and boring the NFL games are.
I HATE THE BEARS!
right now i should be smokin the victory smoke (JETS WIN) and having my fifth or sixth Crown and coke. or Labatt. Or Rolling Rock. Or Candiayan Whiskers.
i would even go for champagne. and i hate that bubbly shit.
|smoke free for 7 days!|