TRENDING NO!!!!TRENDING NOW!!!
1.Jared Leto (musican/actor of little talent) 2.NeNe Leakes (real bitch from Atlanta) 3.Kate Middleton (sexy, but would be sexier if she followed my blog) 4.Stella McCartney (overpriced crap) 5.Depression (to sade) 6.Wal-Mart (please boycott) 7.George Harrison (dead Beatle) 8.Wilson Phillips (lost a bunch of weight or got really fat) 9.Stuxnet virus (sucks) 10.3D TVs (wait for it to come down in price, can you say beta player?)
Mustang Sally fr bloggerese (must ang sal ly) A great blogger pal. If you are not following her blog, you are missing out. Visit her at Functional Kaos. or my eviltwin will move into your basement and drink all your....wait i think i have used this threat before...ok if i have to stop this blog and force your browser, your gonna be VERY sorry!!!
Minx fr bloggerese (Mynx) A new follower. Visit her at Dribble.... for a tasty dose of down under...
Bouncing Barb fr bloggerese (Bounc in Barb) A new follower. Visit her at Bouncin Barb... for an excellent bounc through this and that...
dingta fr bloggerese (ding ta) The sound made by a malfunctioning doorbell. The doorbell did not chime correctly *ding-dong* instead it went ding-ta, shortly before I hit it with a hammer. Then it was REALLY fixed.
facties fr bloggerese (fact ies) Assholes spouting facts that are not based on any kind of reality or fact.
cousner fr bloggerese (cous ner) A step-cousin. My step-kids have three cousner's. They are my sister's kids
cuzed fr bloggerese (cuz ed) Having sex with a cousin. In Montucky, there is a class in high school called cuzed.
readew fr bloggerese (read eeewwww) A really bad text message. (see here and here)
seysawa fr bloggerese (say saw a) The Inuit Tribe that decided to not cross the land bridge and perished in northern Russia. The Seysawa tribe has not been seen for a long time. Say what?
bloutpot fr bloggerese (blout pot) Really really bad weed. The car accident didn't harsh my buzz as much as the bloutpot.
valiouta fr bloggerese (val ay out a) The act of a valet bringing your car back from valetville. I was waitng way to long for the valiouta, and I got really cold.
tranopat fr bloggerese (armys fug) Pat..if I`have to explain this you need to youtube it...
rator fr bloggerese (ra tor) A person that fills out numerous cyberweb surveys. My mother fills out a survey every day, she is a rator.
malls fr bloggerese (malls) seriously? You need to ask what this means?
dished fr bloggerese (dish ed) Tossing a pass in basketball. Rip dished to Tayshon in the paint!...He scores!!!
award fr bloggerese (a ward) A prize given to DESERVING people. Like Me! yup! I got another award, from my pal and BIA MUSTANG SALLY....thank you! thank you! THANK YOU!!!!
MUSTANG SALLY, cuz she bestowed this prize to me...
Just Another Day In Paradise fr bloggerese (JADIP) it is Just Another Day In Paradise!!!