that's it i'm outta here...

TRENDING NOW!!!TRENDING NOW!!!
1.Laura Prepon  2.Jack Nicholson  3.Maura Kelly  
4.Lisa Blount ( i dated a girl named Lisa Blount...i wonder if this is the same girl?)
5.Nissan Cars  6.Daylight Savings time (already?)
7.Rachel Dratch  8.BlackBerry Bold 9.Cloud Computing
10.North Korea Border
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     THAT'S IT I'M OUTTA HERE!!! I think we have all been here...just so fed up with all the bs that we want to run screaming to the hills...or where ever we are not at that particular moment...

when running away one must remember to watch out for obstacles...be a careful RunAwayer!!! its all fun and games til someone gets and eye poked out with a taquito...

     I am standing on this particular precipice far more often than not, but I keep the insanity in check by repeating my mantra daily.....Just Another Day In Paradise .....Just Another Day In Paradise.....Just Another Day In Paradise... and thinking what ever does not kill me only makes me stronger and a whole slew of other cliche's that make my mind numb to the mundane BS associated with the remodel hell, er, uh, I mean world...
    A few days ago, as I was putting the final coats of lipstick on the  you can put lipstick on a pig  job and leave for the day knowing that I still had a few this-n-thats left to do, the alien asked me if I could fix the laundry faucet...I smiled my best smile and said "Sure, but I won't be able to get to that today, but I can get it tomorrow." Inside my head I was screaming, "THAT'S IT I'M OUTTA HERE!!!"(see also make french toast)
     I was pulling up the carpet protector on the stairs that were covered with the rattiest, CatPissedOn run of red shag that I have ever seen...or smelled...there is something inherently evil about the smell of stale CatPiss and it refused to come up. like it was CarpetBorged to the stink. as the sweat dripped from my unibrow, I cursed under my breath...that's is I'm outta here...but i stayed to finish the day. why would they have wanted carpet protector on that crappy chunk of worn down stink infused turd. Well, it was red, the favorite color of lipstick for a pig!
    I think I may have finished up the job from hell with a couple of aliens that seem to want me to be there FOREVER...I am hoping the phone does not ring  and I do not have to go back...but if they do call, (it did  actually...they need me to go out and install one $.39 (cent) duplex outlet cover) I will say nicely, "Sure. I can come over and do what ever you need to have me do. and chase whatever imagined flaw you see While actually I am screaming, over all the other voices (i hear voices) in my head... "THAT'S IT I'M OUTTA HERE!!!"


and thinking.....

over and over and over again...

please keep clicking...

if you are not clicking puppies will die...

thanks

signed,

TuckMonster!!