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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

fortune cookies and beer...

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way back during the mildly famous days
i wrote a song about a fortune cookie and NOT surprisingly called it fortune cookie...
(the pic below is not the original fortune but a copy that my son received (in a separate cookie years after the original...kinda cool huh?)and gave to me as a christmas present...i love it!!!...i think the original is around somewhere, but who really knows...)

the fortune from that song was this...

i have tried to make this my creedo and the thusly the JADIP ideal was formed...


now more recently....
this is an actual fortune i received from  a lunch with my mother at First Wok....
i take this fortune is a mandate for me to keep on writing my blog....
Jus' Sayin'....
(BTW i lied about the beer....)






hey Albany New York! you guys are leading the PACK on the click thrus!!!
thanks for your support!!!
signed,
TuckMonster

6 comments:

  1. I like the top fortune, those words are so true... One only gets what they give out... and no, that wasn't suppose to be a risque remark... Karma would be a better word?

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  2. yeah when i got that one the song muse just spoke to me and i wrote the song...it is so true...

    yeah karma...

    somedays it is hard to spin positive the crap that we wade thru...

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  3. Just as well you lied about the beer, it really doesn't mix well with fortune cookies in my experience.

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  4. i about shit a brick when i got that cookie, man.

    i knew i had to show you.

    it's kind of strange how the song preceded the fortune, in my case.

    disirregardlessly, true, very true.

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  5. Both fortunes are very true

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