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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

the sincerity font

TRENDING NOW!!!!TRENDING NOOOO!!!       
Dr. Dre  (rap sucks) Michael Douglas (again with the MD)  Tiger Woods (eldrick)  Dollywood (can you say boobies?) Gwyneth Paltrow (the next ex-Mrs Johnson?) Lisa Murkowski (who?)
Whiter teeth (better than ooga-booga with the green teeth) FHA mortgages (are a ripoff) Reducing cholesterol (diet and exersize) Bristol Palin (OFFS, when will this family of morons just go away?)
 damn...i was so busy trying to correct my unemployment situation,
i nearly ran out of time to blog...
     when i started this blog I WANTED to pimp the guy book...but i decided that it was such a great read that it would surely be stolen and i would be very pissed...sooo i posted a few snippets and got bored.
     i wrote that book when i was going thru the hardest point of my adult life just after the collapse of my business...and writing is cathartic.whatever... but the blog is much more fun. It gives me an outlet for my favorite pastime, telling stories. It does not have to be structured or even make sense...
    it takes a bit of time to get the blog done but i write a bit here and there and have several cooking in the hopper all the time...That means that i do not have to spend a whole lot of time coming up with ideas and stuff like that. but you can tell when you read it that i jsut bee-bop thru it...
    so a while back i heard that the people were screaming asking  for a sarcasm font. but what we really need is a sincerity font.
consider this blog written in the sincerity font. (or verdana)
    to often in our lies we rush thru the day only to get to the next one. we take people for granted. We do not say the things that we should cuz it does nothing to advance our cause. but seriously it does. as some of you know i am a big believer in karma. what goes around comes around...
    As I age i, i realize that i need contact. we all need contact. i can hide behind the psuedo-falsity of the cyberwebby, and can be my alteregoMidlyFamous and just me... kinda my BloggerTrinity
but when it all comes down, we are all connected...by something... 
    before everyone say wtf dude are you going soft and shit? hell no, but i am going to recognize the people that are important to me. and why?
    cuz it will help me. and how is that you ask...simple...i will feel better about myself AND I will know I spread some good karma...obviously i am always banking karma...just some of it isn't good...
    in all sincerity, here are some of the people that are currently shaping my life. and for that i am very thankful... (other than my family and close friends constantly bitching at me offering words of wisdom)

    KBF always an uplifting read. and it is never long and rambling. the message is good and she is a REAL person. and she has some way cool pics... one of the main reasons i did not bail on GoogleBrother and blogger is cuz of people like her...
    Mustang Sally eclectic mix of pics and writing. the kind of person that you would be glad honored to call a friend. also she was very supportive after the Googlebrother thingy.
    Kara just flat out funny. she does not have a ton of followers, and I refuse to believe that will be the case for long. I ALWAYS laugh out loud when I read her blog. And it does not ramble on like I do. To the point and good stuff. she also exhibits good taste in following the EvilTwin blog...
    Simple Dude always a great read, and funny...he is like an EVERYMANS bro...
    The bitchy waiter flat out fu-king funny shit...if you have ever worked as a waiter you will appreciate this blog...hell crimestoppers you wil appreciate it even if you never donned an apron or slung soem hash...
    Dr Snarky a good guy and a very thought provoking poster. AND one of my guypack...
    Carmi- Found this site thru blogs of note and in turn found MS and KBH...of all the blogs of note I have found in the last 10 months, This guy is the only one of all these *blogs of note* that actually interacts with his followers. And you really need to try your hand at the Thematic Photo stuff, or at least check them out Every Thursday. oh yeah AND he is flat out GREAT...and he is an actual real live lournalist...so that is very cool...
    Rabbit one of my followers on the EvilTwin blog..also an eclectic mix. you really need to find his story about the Thanksgiving Turkey...f-ing hilarious!!
    Bouncin' Barb...my very first follower on the Evil Twinblog and she always has a comment....which we all KNOW we love...and we know we cannot have God killin any more kittens...
    Karen Sather A Minnesota gal, with an eye for taking pics and comments that always uplift...I really love the pic of the boat on the top of her page...

i also am thankful for the other blogs i follow and you can check them on my blogroll..no SERIOUSLY! i have good taste and i guarentee there will be NO blogs about quilting...
In an effort to get ahead of the THANKINGFULLGIVING crowd, I have tendered this blog to you. "33" oh wait, that is prolly trademarked for Rolling Rock...   and by that i mean all of you that have stopped by and joined in my craziness... 

in case i forget happy thanksgiving

5 comments:

  1. aw ... and big ol' sloppy cyber hugs to you too, Bruce.

    Seriously, you do have a kick ass blog roll, I know I've found a few people through you (most recently Kara and OMG she IS hilarious, I couldn't stop reading or laughing)and I think you are how I found Rabbit too, and I'm sure I'm not done yet.

    Thanks for the blog love and know that we love you too.

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  2. Sally-

    thanks for the backatya love...glad you found Rabbit and Kara...loved you post today...1.49 complete meal..yikes!

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  3. "...and we know we cannot have God killin any more kittens..."

    This is the first thing that has made me laugh on an otherwise terrible day. And I laughed for quite awhile. Thank you for the love Bruce (and Mustang Sally).

    I'm also glad I decided to put that above my comment box. I seriously (mildly) debated if it would offend people or not. I chose not to care...

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  4. Kara-
    the kitten comment is the reason i left a comment...well that and i love to hear myself text...

    glad i can make you laugh...blog love IS better than driving repeatedly past your house at o dark thirty screaming for your neighbor...

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  5. Can't wait to see when I come in. Must be soon

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