tucker invites a guest! bailey/ TT 2 10

TRENDING NO!!!!!!! TRENDING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.Jana Kramer (some dumb CW singer..blah.blah…blah..i do not giva damn!)

2.Brooklyn Decker (hot…)
3.X-Men: First Class (new trailer today)
4.Sienna Miller (breask up with Jude…like I care…no i do not!)
5.Ford (sells the LIONS to illitch…FINALLY a winner!)
6.Julia Hurley (hooters does make you smrter, er smarter, uh, smart?)
7.Charlie Sheen (arrested for peeing in public)
8.Ashlee Simpson (arrested for dui)
9.Obama ratings (dropping like my pants during a lap dance)
10.Hosni Mubarak (just f*king resign)

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I am Tucker. I am a puppy! well, for two more days...then I am 1 year old! playin! playin! playin!

I am happy to introduce MY friend Bailey, owner and rescuer of Krissy at Talkative Taurus. Bailey is coming by to play today so after you read this run by and say woof! to Krissy and Bailey at Talkative Taurus.

My name is Bailey, and I own the woman you all know mostly as Krissy or Talkative Taurus. Hello, everyone. I said HELLO, EVERYONE! Oops, sorry if that was a bit loud. My momma tells me I have a problem with volume control, so I’ll try to use what she calls my inside voice. I really don’t understand the difference between that and the voice I use outside since I do mostly the same stuff in both places. Except going potty, of course. That is reserved for outside only! I learned my lesson about that the hard way when I was a puppy. Just a tip for all of you other puppies out there… There are no treats involved with going potty inside so DON’T DO IT!


Side note to Tucker: If you ever want to hear your Daddy use his “outside voice” (whatever that is), put your toys in places like the dark hallway. When he steps on them, I’m sure he’ll react JUST like my momma does. That’s the closest I get to understanding that indoor and outdoor thing, because she doesn’t normally sound that way.




That’s me doing one of my favorite things... Keeping an eye on the neighborhood!

 
But I am just sooooo excited to be around all of you people. I love people. I mean, there are people who are reading this right? RIGHT? New people I don’t know even? Wooo hooo! I’m so excited that I can’t stand it! And getting to have a play date with Tucker is icing on the cake. Wait, who said cake? Where is the cake? Give me the cake! Or ice cream would be even better, since I’ve never had cake but I LOVE ice cream.

Momma says I have something called ADD. I really don’t understand it, but apparently that is something that is bad. I can’t help it that she keeps distracting me from my bones or other things. Are there bones around here? I bet there are! Tucker’s Daddy rocks so I know they have to be around here somewhere.

What was I saying? Oh yeah. She keeps distracting me, and so do the friends and neighbors around here. If they would all just sit still already, I could concentrate. But you know I have to guide them everywhere they go because they couldn’t possibly get there on their own. People are kinda weird like that. Momma says that makes me a herding dog, but I just know it’s my job. Other than that, my job is to chew bones and play in water any chance I get. Water is the best invention EVER!! Well, that and bones.



 Bones and toys rule!!

 So I mentioned earlier that I own my momma, Krissy. Well, she tells everyone I’m a rescue dog and that’s because I rescued her. She was so pitiful before I picked her out at the shelter. I was actually sleeping and minding my own business when she came in, but I knew I had to interrupt my nap to do something to help her. It took us a couple of sleepless nights for us both to get used to having each other around, but we made it through. I sure hope my sisters and brothers ended up rescuing someone like her.

I don’t want to overstay my welcome, and me and Tuck have some serious playing to do! I’m going to distract him and then find those bones while I’m here, too. He’s just a pup so I bet it won’t be too hard. Stop by and see me and momma on our blog sometime. I play a starring role, because you know she’s pitiful without me! I’ll be sure to stop by and let you all love on me on the way out. Did I mention how much I love people? I would love you all much more if you would sit still. I said SIT! Geez, I guess I’m going to have to guide you all to the living room so you understand the concept.

Thanks Tucker and Tuck’s Daddy for letting me come and play!


I hope you all drop by and see my friend Bailey at  Talkative Taurus.

just another dog in puppydise