beer and ...fortune cookies...

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    Today I had some beer. Yesterday I had some beer. The day before that, I had some beer. I like beer. I Like Canadian Whiskey more...I like Crown Royal mostest of all. I am unemployed so CR is out. Beer can be had fairly cheaply. And occasionally people buy me a beer...  

    A few weeks ago I posted THIS . (read THIS post if before you go on, or this current post will be lamer than it already is...)

    There are few things in this world that can make a bad day good, but good Chinese food is one of them. Fortune cookies are part of the ChineseFoodRitual. And it is a ritual. No doubt about that. When you eat Chinese food three things will happen. ALWAYS!

Other things may happen when you eat Chinese food. You can share these in a comment.

but please do not tell me that you will be hungry an hour later...

    1. You will have someone ask if they can try some of your food.

               duh. Chinese food is MEANT to be shared.

               let them use their chopsticks and grab some out of your box.

               that is part of the ChineseFoodRitual.

    2. Someone will make some off color remark about cats.               
                they will think it is REALLY funny

                they will prolly laugh at their remark

                that someone is usually me

                everyone else will lose their appetite

                there is more for me...Jus'Sayin'

     3. You will eat a fortune cookie

                99.99% of the time the fortune will be inside the cookie

                If you have no fortune you better beware

                      throw some salt over your shoulder and go straight home

               99.99% of the time everyone gets a different fortune

               you never get the same fortune EVER in your life twice

                    

    that is until...wait for it....wait for it.... today.... until today...this has never happened in the whole world of fortune cookie world of ChineseFoodRituals. Unless you buy a semi-truck load of boxes of fortune cookies and just sit their day after day cracking them open and eating them. One after another...then it might happen, but I think that is cheating...and you know what they say when you cheat at fortune cookies...

you are cheating the devil...oh wait, i think that my Grandma J used to say that about cheating at solitaire...yeah, i think that is where i heard that...but the same COULD be said about cheating at fortune cookies...

 I actually had a fortune cookie Sunday, but I had already posted a blog, so I decided to post this today.

new fortune not the same as the other one i got from Chris...

i have gotten this fortune twice and my son had this fortune once...

is three times the charm? must be...

cuz it is....

   

and i did not lie about the beer... or the fortune cookies...

tune in tomorrow for....

TuckMonster Tuesday

love,

TuckMonster...