TRENDING NOW!!!!TRENDING NOW!!!!
1. Barry Bonds (didn’t use steroids…riiiiight)
2. Katie Couric (is in an affair with Paul Rubens)
3. Gabrielle Giffords (severe setback in her recovery, discovered she’s a libertarian)
4. Tori Spelling (borke up with a boy)
5. Caffeine gene (I have two, want one?)
6. Alison Krauss (stopped calling me)
7. Jose Canseco (the best tequila)
8. Minsk explosion (thoughts and prayers)
9. Gold market (invest now!)
10. Wind power (energy for blowhards)
editors note: who is this editor? you all know that no one ever edits my shit...not even me...
this is a repost of the very first tUcKeR 2sDaY....
why am i reposting? to save some of you blogstalkers a bit of stalking time?
oh HELL NO!
i love the attention. keep stalking me! you need to...it is th only way for you to really figure me out...
the reason is simple.
yeah i said it.
L A Z Y...
and not just cuz i have a shitty credit score...
editors note: since i am (was back then, not now) writing a blog almost everyday now, i need a break from the action once in a while... the TuckMonster asked if he could fill in once a week to let you know what it is like from a dogs veiw, since his brethern are gonna benefit from the revenue from the blog, it is prolly only fair...
the new feature is called....
hello, my name is tucker. i am a puppy... daddy calls me the tuckmonster, but i also get called tucker with an f by the guys at ManCave. i do not care, cuz it sounds similar...and i get to hang with my buddy bentley, who is the bestest friend i have in the dog world...the first time i went i had so much fun...i had so much fun that i forgot to tell daddy to let me go outside and i pooped in the mancave...daddy and the OTHER GUYS got mad at me, but i didnt care..
i was playing with bentley...
chewing on sticks.
|damn i am cute|
|me at six months ...guess what? |
i am playin
look at the fluffy tail thing! there it is! gotta go! gotta go! gotta go get it!!
|just another dog in puppydise|
notice there was nothing about 5 bucks...
im sucha kidder!