MFFT... Tagged by Mynx 2 14

TRENDING NO!!!!!!! TRENDING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.Serene Branson (possible stroke)
2.Jessica Simpson (dumb, dumber, and dumbest all in one)
3.Bill Murray (Cinderella boy, comes from nowhere, to lead the field)
4.Charlize Theron (in yet another movie…oh wait, she’s an actress)
5.Katharine McPhee (hot)
6.747-8 Intercontinental (greener? funny! It’s a f*ing jet. It uses 1000’s of gal of fuel per flight)
7.Whaling shipwreck (melville’s inspiration)
8.Tax deductions (your hampster is NOT a deduction)
9.Lady Antebellum (glee cover does not impress)
10.Christina Aguilera (tumbles at Grammy’s, her career in a spiral)

fickle cattle. He has a ton of followers and has won at least one BLOG award! He posted recently that his page views are down.   stop by and check his blog out! It is always written very well and very poignant.

I am also thinking the same thing, but on a really small scale, however, I did say I would pimp him out, cuz I am a pimping machine! Does anyone else think their page views have dropped? My comments have remained stable, however. I think GuzzleNutter is f*ing with the stats...f* GuzzleBooger.

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a big welcome to new BIA CkretsGalore at kick her right in the habit  you need to check her out, I am never disapointed in her posts!

i think tucker may have nominated himself!

so lets go and vote  (or not,

he is on to something else now and will not even remember this by next week)

for him as best animal blog,

since i am sure there are no other puppies writing a blog!

On the MFFT menu this week:

My good friend Mynx at Dribble... or as I describe her to my non-bloggerer friends the Hottie Aussie!...  well she bumped me up on the five things I can't leave home without...(i may or may not have a BloggererCrush on her...)

1.  My utility belt. Just like The Batman, I need my tools to keep the world safe. It includes keys, a carabineer, and a wallet. oh yeah and that goddam cell phone...when my book gets sold...that phone is so gone! Bridge, river, toss, freedom!

2. My brain. I have seen far too many people that actually do leave home without it. My EvilTwin usually takes care of the really stupid shitake mushrooms that develop.

3. The monster and his boys. I do not let my wife hold these guys for me.

4. My glasses. And yeah, baby these specs double as X-ray specs!  I can see through your clothes. Funny thing they do not work on guys...whew! Oh and I can not see with out them.

5.  My sense of humor. Yup. the world is a really a stupid filled place, so if I leave home without my sense of humor...people.will.die.

Just Another Day In Paradise!