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Monday, May 9, 2011

mfft monday 5 9 11

TRENDING NOOO!!!TRENDING NOOOOOOOO!!!!

1.     Brett Favre (coming back! Or…retired for good? We will find out at training camp…)
2.     Sada Thompson (died…no idea who this is but dead none-the-less)
3.     Dana Wynter (also died)
4.     Chaz Bono (did not get her, er uh I mean his, mother’s looks)
5.     Data theft (omg, they stole all my numbers!)
6.     Jodie Foster (liking the beaver?)
7.     Michael Bolton (trifecta! He died too?)
8.     Thor movie (bombs…only 4 people saw it)
9.     Obama speech (was heard by 4 people too)
10.  Comcast (will steal your money and break your heart)



and now for something you will really like!

The brass balls award...


orig pic source

This award has no list of requirements...

(Remember the Petey to keep it Sacred)

Well...
yes it does...

But don't bother yourself...

There are only 2...

Rules that is.

A set..

So to speak...

being the egotist i am and the overlord i am, the attention whore i am, and the all around jackass that i am, i came up with the perfect pair...

Brass balls that is...

The rules:

Only 2, just like balls...

Rule # 1! I am the only one that can award it.
Rule #2. Upon accepting, give me a shout out! 


the rest of this, i prefer to think of as more like guidelines, if you will:

  1. i will randomly choose two guys or gals, or a guy or a gal, that deserve to be awarded.
  2. you can vote on who should get it based on the post i pick.
  3. the blog that gets most votes will get this shiny set of brass balls.
  4. you can let me know in the comments section. or email me at askevilbruce@gmail.com
  5. voting goes for 5 days from the posting of the award
  6. i will change the rules as often as i like...
  7. cuz i have the brass balls...
  8. and i ain't afraid to show em.
  9. this not like the nice rack award where a pic is warranted
  10. under NO circmustances do i want the winner to:
    1. post a pic of thier balls
    2. post an artist rendition of their balls
    3. see an up close shot of their package
    4. hear about how big their sack is
  11. this award is about having a pair, not being a dick!
  12. i will largely use this as promotion; both mine and thiers....
  13. there are no ties, in the event of a tie, i will come up with something like a sudden-death thing-y! 
and the nominees are:

Drake Sigar for this post
Yeah... No really can explain why I am riding mynx-y like a horse, but what really gets me about this one is the blatant boobage, and guess what, they all love it! in this day and age of sexual harassment for looking at someone with lust in your eyes...this post is ballsy...but drake is a ballsy guy

Oil field trash for this post.
Any post about nut sack surgery is definitely a show of brass...balls that is. ball brass. Oily lives in Texas and well, you know, steers and well, whatever... just read the post!

go forth and readeth and votiply!

Just Another Day In ParaBALLS

13 comments:

  1. a tough choice, but i'm gonna have to go with oil field trash...that was a lot of pain he went through!

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  2. :thanking the heavens I do not have balls:

    That Petey award put me in therapy. tyvm. :D

    I am going with O/T - that's some gutsy stuff and I don't need the mental pic' on D/S'.

    Good luck guys!

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  3. oooo shiny

    nice idea for an award...Oil field for me

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  4. "Is Welch’s the national drink of nut cutting ceremonies?"
    Oily all the way! I forgot how damn funny that post was. Thanks for bringing it back to life!

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  5. Ah you went deep into the bowels of my past blog posts. I thought that post should have gotten me BON'd for sure. But alas it didn't. Thanks for the nomination.

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  6. I vote for Oldfield. After reading his post, it sounds like he needs those balls more than I do.

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  7. Greatest award on the internet, hands down. We can only hope to one day have balls as brass as the other much deserved winners.

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  8. I have to vote for Oil field trash he needs the balls as his have suffer so much as a totaly rocking woman I can not ever feel his pain.......damn the show Little Leo is watching the keep saying totaly rock and this made me add those words here......

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  9. Great idea for an award. While Drake made an incredibly amusing drawing for his post, alas I must go with Oily. Poor Oily went through a tremendous amount of pain in his post and well, Drake was riding our lovely friend Mynxy like a love slave. Time to even things out a bit ; )

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  10. my vote's for the oilfield.
    hands-down.
    even though i like the silly computer art drake posted.
    balls for balls- even steven.

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  11. Love me some Drake and OT. How mean of you to make me choose but... has to be OT this time.
    I just hope we are not going to have to read a series of vasectomy posts each time you hand this one out hehe
    And thank god for forbidding pics of junk. Boobies at least are nice to look at. Boy bits are designed for purpose...

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  12. thanks everyone for playing along!

    so far oily is a bit ahead of drake, with even drake giving him the nod...

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  13. I don't know either one of them but having read all the comments I'm going to be different and go for Drake just because no one else has...

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