also tucker thinks he has won our little disagreement...please humor him...he is after all, just a puppy...
TRENDING NOOOOO!!!!TRENDF*ING SNOOOOOOW!!
- Melissa Joan Hart (NOT preggers…just getting fat)
- Life-size Barbie (just what the femmie whackjobs need to get their frenzy on!)
- Miranda Kerr (preggers! You know it!)
- Evan Rachel Wood (breaking up with some guy, possibly a lesbian er uh I mean thespian)
- Taco Bell lawsuit (fuck me…seriously a law suit? just don’t eat there idiots)
- Caroline Kilel (I don’t know who this is and I don’t care…prolly some hot chick)
- David Hasselhoff (new babewatch movie in the works)
- Tech stocks (dive…dive…dive…)
- Manic depression (nasty shit)
- Dog the Bounty Hunter (bails nick cage)
It is 2sDaY...do you know where your tUcKer is?
|i smell the water|
daddy says i have to stay
i see the water
i wait till daddy say okay
daddy finally agreed to my terms. we will call this blog the BlogDogBlog. i am the star! daddy is the supporting actor. he will be here on the days that are not 2sdays...cuz that is my day...
(not really gonna change the name... just humor him)
i got 33% of the days...hehehe... daddy only got 66%...he is not very smart...i soooo wondeded...or if we do a flashback i got 25% and daddy only got 75%...
(daddy whispers: i love that new TuckerMath)
i have afacebookpage!
you do not.
cuz they only give them to cool puppies..that is what i told daddy..all the cool puppies have facebookpages! he said ok! i get all wiggily jiggily and give daddy lickity lickities! daddy says we will blog 2sday, thrusday, and sunday...with a flashback friday...here and there...
last week daddy and i went ev.er.ry.where.
we went to the big orange store,
the big blue store,
and the lakeshore...
hehehe..it was rhymie-ish.
i am a poetical puppy...
it was fun!
|this is a concrete beach|
daddy just laughs
he starts singing
i look good in the sun
we went to reeds lake and saw a dead reeds lake monster if you liked me on facebookpage you would have seen some of these pics. but not everyone likes me on a facebookpage...they liked me in puppyson, tho...cuz i am funny...and cute!
|when a reeds lake monster dies|
daddy says they drift up to shore
and the villagers
will have a feast!
and sacrifice to the gods their good fortune
they smell kinda yucky
but that is what daddy says...
daddy and i went to the the ataxman??attacksman? i donut know...hehehe..daddy is laughing about something he said Krispy Kreme...
woofever and anywho...
he was not happy. i lickity licked daddy but he was still mad. i did nothing wrong, so i knew daddy was not mad at me. so i chewed up a bunch of napkins and a burgerwhop bag while daddy talked to the attacksman...
daddy said i was a bad puppy...
i got all wiggily jigglily and daddy laughed..the we went to the big lake. a lake so big you cannot swim across or even see across...there were lots of splashy things that daddy called waves...
|the big lake they call majigan|
lake Michigan to youz guyzez!
|i waiteded |
there were lots of smells
|good things to eat!|
i think i hear mama filling my food dish and i have to go now...