TRENDING NOOOO!!TRENDING NOOO!!
1. Pippa Middleton (COULDN’T care LESS)
2. Lily Allen (cake eater)
3. Oprah jury excuse (lame no matter what, sorry Mrs. Hyde, could not resist)
4. Paris Hilton (waste of flesh)
5. Jessica Alba (my latest stalker, but acceptable)
6. NFL trade rumors (I am not being traded, contrary to popular belief)
7. Honda (filing for bk?)
8. Mutual funds (mutual = all of ours? Did not think so)
9. Allergic asthma (sucks, cuz you can’t suck air)
10. $5 gas (about time…gas has been too cheap for too long…oil companies are not making enough profits…gone are the days of 7 billion profit per quarter…blame that on cheap oil)
Great sorrow has befallen the clan of the ManCave...
Where ever you are right now, drink a beer for me, as I will do for you!
Just Another Day In Beeradise!