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editors note!

the opinions expressed in this blog are that of a puppy.

any advice, direction, or ideas should be judged accordingly! 

TRENDING NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

1.     Aerosmith (Farewell tour!)

2.     Prince Harry (Not Harry Potter)

3.     Amanda Knox (is prolly hot but I really don’t care who she is)

4.     Appetizer rec… (?Rectums?)

5.     Sarah Palin (said yet another really stupid thing)

6.     Joe Jonas (pregnant!)

7.     Carlos Zambra… (ski?)

8.     USPS broke (really?)

9.     Babesiosis (urban dictionary.com)

10.  Bankruptcy (the financial system in the USA)

SUNRISE /SUNSET
i do not remember.
it was all so cool!

i am tucker! i am a puppy. i wented to minnesota with my daddy, or as some of you call him, bruce.

i just call him daddy! and i lickity hims all the time! we had lots of adventures!

i discovereded minnows!

i was looking in the water and i saw some little fishes. daddy calleded them minnows. i calleded them fun for hours! i never caughteded one, but i spent a lot of time chasing thems. i also chaseded a lots of frogs!

lakes superior!

lake superior looks very much like lake michigan. daddy and i loved the water! me more than daddy. daddy got mad for a bit. he said something about blowing out a flip flop and stepping on a  pop top....then he laugheded. daddy also said flip flops are a sound of summer, and he should wear them all the time!

i make friends ev.er.y.where!

i met a bunch of new peoples! i also met a bunch of new dogs! this dog was very short. it had little legs. i was much bigger than this dog. it had a name, but i don't remember it. it does not matter. puppies rely on the smell of another dog to remember. daddy says to say something about butterface and it is the butt of the joke, but i don't know what it is all about...sometimes daddy says stuff that is not very sensible. i just look at him, and get all wiggily-jiggily.

i caughted all these fishes!
well me and daddy did!

i fished everyday at least once! we threw a lot of fishes back. we kept some. this day daddy and jimmy and i caught a bunch. i had to be a good puppy and watch cuz jimmy was using my fishing pole.

last morning on the dock!

i spent a lot of time on the dock. i learneded to jump off the dock and daddy was so proud of me. i jumpeded after treats, or the monsters of the deep would eat them! i even jumped after a duck or two. but they just swimeded away.

the bass monkey on the fresh painted trailer.
all loaded and ready!

daddy and i painted the trailer for the bass monkey! i helpered a lot when i was not hunting frogs and minnows. daddy painted it black, instead of white, so i would not look like i had a lot of paint on me, when i helpered him! it took daddy for. eve. er to get it painted. he took lots of naps. i took lots of naps! we had lots of fun! it lookeded really good!

we all need more sunrises in our life!

so like... yeah...

trending noooooo!!!!!

1.     Snooki (is a troll)

2.     Zoe Saldana (is definitely not a Loser)

3.     UFC 134 (watch live streams?)

4.     Jennifer Aniston (preggers! Not mine…dammit!)

5.     Bruno Mars (I don’t know who this is and do not care)

6.     Rashida Jones (is stalking me)

7.     Oakland Raiders (sold for one dollar...ik,r? is seems like too much money)

8.     First aid kits (end of days people…end of days)

9.     Mental illness (fucking sucks)

10.  President Obama (re-elected!)

i was surfing YouTube listening to all kinds of old music...

billy don't be a hero...cats in the cradle...if you could read my mind...gypsies tramps and theives..

and then i came across this...






i remember this show...

mebbe you do too...

if you really watch it you can really get the flavor of the late sixties and early seventies in here...
takes me way back...

seein this again reminds me of how stupid the human race can be...

peace on earth...

was all it said...

Just another Dog in Puppydise!
Just another Day in Paradise!

to whom it may concern:

if i stopped following your blog it is nothing personal...

i simply do not have the time to devote the attention to all of you that richly deserve more than i can give.

i say this not as the snarky guy that writes (or used to write) 4 blogs but as a fellow comment and attention addicted bloggerer that can't find the time to write  his own blogs, and respond to the comments, let alone read and comment on others.

please accept my humblest of apologies...
if you respond in kind i totally understand...

but remember i know where you live...
of course i do not even have a clue as to where you live...that was a joke...

Bruce and tUcKeR
just another day in paradise
just another dog in puppydise

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i am tucker. i am a puppy! i do lots of fun things with my daddy. we go everywhere together.

some pics of when daddy and i were in Minnesota!

the day we arrived was very nice! we wered the first ones there. we ran out to the dock! well, i ran out to the dock daddy just hobbled behind. he is slow. but he was happy. we both had big smiles on our faces!

daddy drank a few of these!
i drank lots of water.
he said it took him way back...
he calleded it GrainBelt premium...
in longneck bottles!

the second day there we had a big storm. it lasteded fo.rev.er!  daddy is telling me it blew thru fast and was nice by the afternoon. i do not know. i am a puppy. i do not know five minutes from five hours.

this cloud formation ascaried  me.
daddy said it was awesome!
then he said something about lightings.
and thunderers...
we fired up the motor
then we went in to the cabin...
daddy was singed this song....
"riding the storm out...
waiting for the fall out..."

keep an eye on your line, tUcKeR, daddy says! i do! fishing is very fun, but you have to be very quiet! no running around the boat! until we catch one! then  i get all wiggily -jiggily!

fishing is not catching.
it is not for the easily boreded.
i spend a lot time watching the pole!
sometimes we catch fish!

i think i will catch these fishes right here!

i tried to catch the monsters of the deep

sunrise on the lake is the bestest time! daddy says he used to enjoy a smokie treat and just watch the sun rise, and thank god for the beautiful day. now he does not need smokie treats, he has me! we sat and he petted me and told me i was a good puppy! then guess what?

i lickity licked him!
yep!

a beautiful sunrise!
cuz some fish are early risers!
but mostly cuz daddy and i diggeded the solitude

daddy and i caught this big one. it was nineteen inches. it took a long time to get in the boat. the drag was reeling out, and daddy was reeling in. daddy was panting like he just chaseded a ball for a long time, after this one was in the boat.

19 inch bass are fun to catch!
daddy and i fought with this one a long time!

daddy says it is not often that the lake is like glass this late in the morning. he says we were lucky. woofever. it was nice like this a lot. mostly everyday the lake was like glass. i thinked he may have been being a bit of a spoofer. i do not know. i do not remember it ev.er. being icky while we were out there. it was always beautiful!

tUcKeR! get the net!
i hearded that alot!
but usually daddy got the net
and i lickitied the fishes!

many nights we had our own private sunset festival. daddy said it reminded him of being in key west.  daddy would  tippeded his bottle to the sun, and taked a drink of beer. he would scratch behind my ears and i would lickity his face! he would tell me I am a good boy!

i am a good boy! i am a puppy! i am tUcKer!

every day was....
Just Another Day In Paradise!
and i was
Just Another Dog In puppydise!

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editors note: 

the opinions in this blog 

are that of a dog

beware any tips

that pass thru his lips!

i
am
tUcKeR!
i am a puppy!

trending NOOOOOO!!!!trending NOOOOO!!!

1.     Sara Bareilles (bad dream)

2.     Halle Berry (still hot at 45)

3.     John Mellencamp (died)

4.     Jessica Alba (popped puppy #2)

5.     Kate Plus 8 cancelled (fucking finally someone got some sense!)

6.     Jennifer Lopez (still has a big booty)

7.     Missing blimp (actually stolen by a 90 yr old)

8.     401(k) (save for a rainy day…Tut! Tut! Pooh, it looks like rain)

9.     Tainted beef (better than tainted love!)

10.  Energy stocks (soar…invest now!)

day 1 of the big trip!

i barkeded at this guy!
i think i scarrieded him.
he stood perfectedly still!
cuz im scarriest! thats why!

i am tUcKeR. i am a puppy.

i go everywhere with my daddy. we went to Minnesota to fish. it was a road trip! not just to the big orange store. the moose above was at Bass Pro Shops. they are puppy friendly. daddy and i walked around. for.ev.er. i got lots of treats. and lov-ins from everyone.

cuz i am cute. and i am puppy!

the windy city!
lots of cars...
daddy said shit a lot...
and mentioneded going to bars!

chi town as daddy called it. lots of traffic. lots of big buildings. lots of cussing. i barkeded at some people too! i said to daddy said mebbe we spent too much time at Bass Pro Shops! he laughed. he said you can never spend too much time there!

a beauty sunset
as we headeded west!
we are going fishing
it is the best!

i tolded daddy to not take pictures while driving. he does not listen. he still thinks he is the alpha dog. he is not. i am tUcKeR WORLD DOGMANATOR!

somebody is smart
doggy treats in a vend!
i think it is cool
and a new money trend!~

daddy said i had enough treats, SO HE DID NOT BUY THESE FOR ME! but i still think this is a gooder idea than most. i will be looking for this trend to continue. stock alert...buy vending stock now!

daddy take the wheel
i am going to rest!
a long day of driving
my daddy is the best!

we drove until 1 am. or so daddy said and rested a while, cuz i brought my bed! daddy was comfy all stretched out in his seat. (and my seat too)...i got kinda pissed at daddy's feet.

the breakfast of champions
or so daddy says
it lookeded quite gooder than
my kibble...
and i have no rhyme for this picture!

daddy said that the portion was okay and that it was better than gas station hot dogs...i don't judge. we are on vacation. and i got a small chunk of Canadian bacon!

I tolded daddy i want to write a book so we are working out the details...i will call it....

i.am. tUcKeR...WORLD DOGMANATOR!

then i will follow it up with a book about fishing! cuz i KNOW HOW to fish!

we have many more tales to tell of out trip! see you soon!

lickitylicks and stuff!

tUcKeR
(and daddy)

see you soon!

Just Another Dog In Puppydise!