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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

tUcKeR 2sDaY 8 16 11

editors note: 
the opinions in this blog 
are that of a dog
beware any tips
that pass thru his lips!

i am a puppy!
trending NOOOOOO!!!!trending NOOOOO!!!
1.     Sara Bareilles (bad dream)
2.     Halle Berry (still hot at 45)
3.     John Mellencamp (died)
4.     Jessica Alba (popped puppy #2)
5.     Kate Plus 8 cancelled (fucking finally someone got some sense!)
6.     Jennifer Lopez (still has a big booty)
7.     Missing blimp (actually stolen by a 90 yr old)
8.     401(k) (save for a rainy day…Tut! Tut! Pooh, it looks like rain)
9.     Tainted beef (better than tainted love!)
10.  Energy stocks (soar…invest now!)

day 1 of the big trip!

i barkeded at this guy!
i think i scarrieded him.
he stood perfectedly still!
cuz im scarriest! thats why!

i am tUcKeR. i am a puppy.

i go everywhere with my daddy. we went to Minnesota to fish. it was a road trip! not just to the big orange store. the moose above was at Bass Pro Shops. they are puppy friendly. daddy and i walked around. i got lots of treats. and lov-ins from everyone.

cuz i am cute. and i am puppy!

the windy city!
lots of cars...
daddy said shit a lot...
and mentioneded going to bars!
chi town as daddy called it. lots of traffic. lots of big buildings. lots of cussing. i barkeded at some people too! i said to daddy said mebbe we spent too much time at Bass Pro Shops! he laughed. he said you can never spend too much time there!

a beauty sunset
as we headeded west!
we are going fishing
it is the best!
i tolded daddy to not take pictures while driving. he does not listen. he still thinks he is the alpha dog. he is not. i am tUcKeR WORLD DOGMANATOR!

somebody is smart
doggy treats in a vend!
i think it is cool
and a new money trend!~
daddy said i had enough treats, SO HE DID NOT BUY THESE FOR ME! but i still think this is a gooder idea than most. i will be looking for this trend to continue. stock vending stock now!

daddy take the wheel
i am going to rest!
a long day of driving
my daddy is the best!
we drove until 1 am. or so daddy said and rested a while, cuz i brought my bed! daddy was comfy all stretched out in his seat. (and my seat too)...i got kinda pissed at daddy's feet.

the breakfast of champions
or so daddy says
it lookeded quite gooder than
my kibble...
and i have no rhyme for this picture!
daddy said that the portion was okay and that it was better than gas station hot dogs...i don't judge. we are on vacation. and i got a small chunk of Canadian bacon!

I tolded daddy i want to write a book so we are working out the details...i will call it.... tUcKeR...WORLD DOGMANATOR!

then i will follow it up with a book about fishing! cuz i KNOW HOW to fish!

we have many more tales to tell of out trip! see you soon!

lickitylicks and stuff!

(and daddy)
see you soon!

Just Another Dog In Puppydise!


  1. Oh Tucker it is so wonderful to see you and what a fabulous trip you had with your Daddas. :)
    I have to agree - doggie vending treats are awesome. I would've bought them for Spot and Scooby - I will send you quarters. heehee
    Love you guys and thank you for the post. So so happy to see you.

  2. PS - you have grown up so much I hardly recognized you~ and I can't wait for your book. You are one blogger whose book I would really want to read. You go boy!

  3. What a fun adventure! And I did not know Bass Pro Shops were dog friendly. I learned something new today. So glad to hear from you both. Hugs! Auntie Barb

  4. I knew you werent scared of the moose. Because you are super puppy.

    Cant wait to hear more of your adventures with Daddy

  5. Sounds like a great trip...way to scare that big ol' mean moose! Lickity licks and puppy love right back atcha Tuckmonster!

  6. That doggy treat snackpack in the vending machine is a brilliant idea. However, I can't help but wonder how many drunken idiots have bought one of those and eaten it mistakenly.

  7. Tuckster - Ella, Schultz and I hardly recognize you! You look like such a grown up boy now. All tired out in that one photo.

    Hope you and dad are having an awesome time. If it involves McMuffins, even *I* can get behind that. Just no bacon, thanks. lol.



  8. So much fun Tucker, you are the bestest doggy for sure. Look forward to hearing about all your other road trip adventures with daddy :)

  9. you droveded thru my town! wheee!

  10. Awww I'm glad that you and Daddy had a good time, Tucker, and I missed you both!

    The picture of Sleepy Tucker is one of the cutest fucking things I've seen in a minute.~<3


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