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Monday, January 24, 2011

MFFT Monday 1 24

I lost a bet with Oilfield Trash on the JETS/steelers game and while I am a Jets fan, unless they play the LIONS...It should be known....I hate the steelers. I have hated them for years, so this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it is gonna hurt you... 

i have to wax poetic and nut up about the steelers...(many thanks to G at Cedar's Mountain wherence i borrowed the two linked phrases, but they were perfect for the following little bit of food for thought!)

The steelers came to play. they are AWESOME!  they controlled the game from the onset. the JETS forgot to suit up, hit the field, or stop the steelers in the first half. it was ugly for the JETS but totes awesome if you were a STEELERS fan! ( and who isn't?) it was a beating! as a pitt fan it was a thing of beauty!  (god i hate the steelers!)

in the second half the Jets roared back and the steelers allowed 19 unanswered points, but when the game was on the line, the steelers showed why they were (f*ing AWESOME!) the better team at the end of the game, they had scored more points.

end result: the steelers win 24 to 19. moving on to the StuporBowl

Congrats to my good friend Oilfield Trash at make daddy a sammmich his team is moving on my team is going home. And while I find this very hard to say the steelers were the better team and won! THEY ARE F*ING AWESOME (SINGSONG VOICE)

onward to more gooder things~

1.McRib (I do not like these but some folks do)

2.Emma Bunton (chokes on a McRib)
3.Black and Yellow (Green and Gold? Who the F* cares)
4.Lung cancer (is very bad)
5.Food delivery service (is very good!)
6.Flavor Flav (not very tasty)
7.Obesity and sleep (really? Your blaming sleep on obesity?)
8.Steve Harvey (and the rest of the story)
9.Bret Michaels (died)
10.Moscow explosion (yet another tragedy. Terrorists f*ing suck donkey balls)

This weeks JADIP blog is psopnsored by
Mynx at
  It is Monday. That meas we have to have some food for thought. Just to kick off the week. But before all that...

Hey! I won an award!  (as a matter of fact i won two! i am an award whore!) I love awards. They give me  things  to write about!

Becca from My life
On My Soap box from On My Soapbox

presented me with.....              

And this!!!!!!

so this makes me twice as funny as i used to be?

And the rules of this award?
1.Link to the person who gave you this award. (In a post, or in your sidebar, wherever you have this)  DONE

2.Pass the award along to seven other people who post about at least slightly amusing things and tell them. Either by emailing them or commenting on a post, etc.  DONE

3.Say seven(X2)  things about yourself that no one knows. (Or at least you think no one knows.) DONE 

4.Pass these rules on. (copy and paste this winners!)

  1. My wife and I were married in a diner, we wore tie-dye. We were covered by a local new program and were on TV. She set it all up, cuz she knew I am an applause junkie.
  2. I have never been out of North America. But I think that is good for the rest of the world...
  3. I have never broken a bone in my body but I have had over 100 stitches. Most of these were in my first two years.
  4. I absolutely cannot stand people that do not use their turn signals. Hence, I am glad do not a gun in my car.
  5. My kids are not my kids by birth but most people think they are spawn of my seed my biological offspring.
  6. I will replay funny commercials (mostly beer commercials) when I am watching a game on DVR, if I recognize it when I am ff thru them. I also will cuss at the ones I find are really stupid.
  7. The world does not revolve around me, but my mom still thinks it does! I love my mom!
  8. I never really know what to blog about but thru the week shit just pops into my head. I post snippets into the bloggerer in draft and work on them whenever I can.
  9. I do not understand the music my daughter listens to. Not the classic rock stuff, but lady googoo and the hippity hoppity bullcrap/
  10. I have never understood why people cry at weddings. Except for the father of the bride. that poor sad sack licker  guy is stuck with all the bills...I can understand his tears.  
  11. Any team I bet on will invariably lose the contest. I no longer bet for money, but sometimes bet for things like writing glowing posts about the other team....
  12. The first football game I remember was in 1968 and it was a LIONS game. I was six.
  13. When I was  around 19 I got high in the parking lot of the neighborhood McDonalds and went in and asked to see "The King"
  14. I rarely think anyone's baby is cute, so I rarely say your baby is cute. If I do say it, I mean it.

Seven (14) funny blogs to pass this on to. (in no particular order, don't read anyting into it!)  the debate between me and the TuckMonster....

I picked 7 and the TuckMonster picked 7. (figure out who picked which!)

  1. Blah coo coo blah at Blah coo coo blah very LOLish w/ a dash of crazy and a gallon of trey cool!
  2. G at Cedar'sMountain  intelligent and insightful humor, wit and stuff!
  3. SkippyMom at i make soap Skippy is funny direct, and real. and that is very cool!
  4. CkretsGalore at  kick her right in the habit just flat out funny! (she is  on vacation right now)
  5. Simple Dude  at  simple dude complex world  If you are not following you are missing out on a laugh every time. and he has the best commenters on the CyberWebber!!!!
  6. Stephanie C at  seriously??...really?,,,seriously????. Not only is she funny but she's got my back!
  7. Peanut at living life @ africa time  she has a unique twist on the world! I LOL every post ! 
  8. Copyboy at NOT WORTH MENTIONING Spit your drink out your nose funny!
  9. Oilfield Trash at make daddy a sammich  If you don't laugh at this guy, check your pulse!
  10. Mrs Hyde at a bitch called mom uses colorful language, but flat out funny and well written!
  11. ib at the habitual hobbit this guy uses self deprecation like a rapier and is FUNNY!
  12. Yandie, Goddess of Pickles at inspriation strikes. in the kneecaps Funny stuff and a must read!
  13. The Restaurant Manager at the Restaurant Managers Rants read it follow and laugh!
  14. Kara at Visions Unto Myself This was tuckers first pick. He LOVES Kara. She is REALLY funny!
And food for thought...
On the menu today....

Stuffed Red Pepers! Red peppers cored and stuffed with brown rice boiled in a stout beer (of your choice) bacon, ham chunks, green oinions, mushrooms, black olives, fresh garlic and topped with pepper jack cheese and baked sprinkled with cayenne pepper~ yummery!


  1. Bruce, you are a very HONORABLE Man for posting about the Steelers.

    Congrats on the award. You are one funny mofo.

    And you had some great answers to your questions there. Loved them.

    But the best part about this post was the Red Peppers. That shit sounds good and now I am hungry.

  2. Very cool to be your sponsor this week. I shall pop the banner on my blog and pimp you back my darln man. Some wheat surprised however that this weeks recipe isnt deepfried like previous. Is this a result of the new healthy Bruce?
    Hugs :)

  3. What did I tell you about awards Mister. heehee - I do appreciate it very much thank you. I am in some fine company with you and our friends.

    Thanks again. :D

  4. OFT- seriously i am happy for you! i know how we all live and die by our teams! and the red pepper thing is awesome! thanks man!

    Mynx- yup mr healthy...and glad i can pimp you out!

    Skippy- oh yeah i forgot!!! this one is McEasy for cheesey! and you are funny!

  5. Congrats to you Sir! Very nice and great choices to pass on to.

  6. Congrats on the award - and thanks for passing it along to me.

    The Steelers absolutely HAVE to win the Super Bowl. I cannot handle the Packers winning as they are by far my least favorite team across all sports.

    I suspect with you hating the Steelers you'll be rooting against them huh?


  7. BB- Thanks! and i thought those were some great blogs!

    SD- i agree. i hate the pack. i hate the bears more cuz there are a lot of bears fans imbreeding in the lovely state of MI. i used to REALLY hate the vikes during the 70's francis t na d the purple peaople eaters pissed me off six ways to sunday. now i want the vikes to win a SB almost as much as the lions...almost.. i hate the steelers, only cuz i lost the bet...i think they will win and i am tired of the lovefest for aaron rodgers... so i am with ya. all my family in Minnesota hates the pack as well...

  8. Sad for the Jets. Happy for Ollie. Happy you got the award. Happy you gave me one. Not sure how I feel about the red peppers. :)

  9. Black and Yellow is actually a dong that your daughter probably listens to (but I think it's AWFUL, BLAH).

    Thanks for the award! My non-blogger friends are on my ass for being so shop-talkie, so I have to write some generic stuff in between my next awards post.

    Seriously?... Reeeally??... Seriously?

    Much appreciated! I want a puppy or Tucker. Or both. Can you swing that? ;-)

  10. congrats on the award. sorry you lost the bet and the peppers sound yummy will you come cook dinner for me.

  11. I have to LOL at Stephenie 'it's actually a dong.' I think she means song. Though it does kinda rape your ears...

  12. Your wife is fucking awesome! Oops! I thought this was BET's blog. What I meant to say is that your wife is a lovely woman.

    I have been blaming my insomnia for my obesity for years and you're not going to stop me, dammit!

    Thanks for the award, honey! Tell BET he left a case of beer and a chew toy in my trunk. I get the chew toy, but why the hell is there a perfectly good case of beer in there? We must be slippin' (that's hip hop for 'losing our touch').

    a bitch called mom

  13. copyboy- the jets should be back again next year! mebee the eight course meal you had yesterday has something to do with the red pepper? i am happy for OFT!

    StephC-tucker is a rescue! we got so lucky with him...when we took brown brown in i nearly died...i asked the vet to do ANYTHING to keep him alive for the rest of the week end...he told me it was time to be a good friend and end his suffering. it.was. hard. my wife and daughter found tucker! you should consider a rescue! or just fly on in to MI and tucker will pick you up a the airport! i hate the music my daughter i getting old? no prob on the award!

    Becca-anytime baby! but i gotta watch the deep fried stuff what with the non smoking weight gain

    beer/shower-yeah that is the best interpretation of a typo i have seen in for a long time.LOL

    Mrs. Hyde-yeah it is not like i don't let ET out here occasionlly. i wont ever tell you what to do...we all do what we gotta do! it better have been good beer, what with the water issue and all!

    no prob definitely make me LOL!!!

  14. Congrats on the award x2!

    You and I have something in common, I haven't broken a bone in my body either! :D

  15. Hey, I have never broken a bone but I have dislocated my shoulder, received stitches, suffered a concussion, dislocated every one of my 10 little piggies and I have been shot with a bottle rocket. Good times.

  16. haha! it's all 'steelers' this, and 'the jets' that around here.

    you boys and your ballet! you just can't get enough of it, can you? it's like girls and their football teams or something. absolutely adorable.

    congrats on your award! and your...award...

  17. Thanks for the award. Not sure what I can come up with, since I'be been speaking about myself for the past 2 3/4 years on my blog and the only left to really talk about is stuff that I do not want the blog world to know about, but I will give it some thought to see what I can come up with for everyone.

  18. You're a better man than I....I couldn't say anything good about the Steelers :-)

  19. AD- You always surprise me with your answers! broken bones suck, do not let it happen to you...i am very careful to avoid breaking bone senarios..and thanks!

    ib-cool.LOL..and was alcohol invovled? guys and our ballet! i know it is hard to understand, but over a couple fruity drinks we can discuss this! i'll be the guy wearing the camo tu-tu!

    G-you can always make something up...

    Chief aka dad-it was difficult, but i have to honor my word and really, after the game is over it is just a game...there was a time when this would have been very hard to so much!

  20. OH man that is so cool of you, thank you Bruce! Working on my post now :D

  21. blahcoocooblah- you are more than welcome and you make me LOL every post i have read!

  22. bruce, this is why I had to give the award back to you because my feelings about your blog are quite mutual :D Check out my latest post!

  23. BCCB- you are the bestest! thanks again!

  24. *jumps up and down....or rather jiggles*
    Thank you! I shall post it when I return to regular blogging.

    You kick ass.


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