i am tUcKeR. i
am a was a puppy!
i know, you all think i am still a puppy, but i am 4 years old now, and i think big dog thoughts!
i was a puppy before but now i am a big dog!
i am adulthooded!
daddy is busy doing daddy things, cuz he is busy...busy busy busy!
no time for tUcKeR... so i decided to bloggerer a blog!
i will tell it like it is...
my dogvise to you
whiny little bitches...(see how i did that, with a dog reference? but i used it to describe your behavior?...when daddy is not watching, i do whats i want! when i wants! i roll like a big dog!)
see... I
am a big dog! i used
big dog words...i am
soppissticated!
anywhat...
love the snow, and quit whining.
it is winter, get used to it.
me? i have been loving up me some snow!
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always IPP! |
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be ready for everything! |
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the world DOGMANATOR! |
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wait. what? what WAS that. |
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try to catch a snowflake on your tongue! it is easier if you have a big tongue but i betcha can do it! |
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yummy snow! take a bite out of life! every day is precious snow or no snow! |
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always smell it first! and don't eat it if it smells like pee or poop!
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mark your territory!!!
when ya gotta go, ya gotts ta go!
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well... I gotta go!
till next time!
Just Another
Dog
In
Puppidise!