1. Brooke Burke (Emmy bullshit)
2. Julie Bowen (Emmy bullshit)
3. Jeff Conaway (Emmy bullshit)
4. Julianna Margulies (Emmy bullshit)
5. Retirement plans (ROB A BANK!)
6. Melissa McCarthy (who cares)
7. Dancing With the stars (another stupid reality???? Show that just plain sucks)
8. Stress (kills)
9. Cam Newton (Fig Newton, whatever)
10. $3 trillion (is a metricfuckton of debt)
|is it hockey season yet?|
(no tucker, no, you do not. you do not go all over the world. and i still decide when and where you go...sheesh...some puppies....)
last weekend we went to ANARCHY ISLAND! it is in a special place way far away from where daddy and i live. we have to drive a long time to get there. like fo.ev.er. i try to sleep but it is hard. i am excited. it is my second time to go. last year there were all kinds of other dogs there. this year it will just be me.
daddy says what happeneded on ANARCHY ISLAND, stays on ANARCHY ISLAND!
we go there to fish and relax.
well daddy likes to relax. and we both like to fish.
i like to run and search for all kinds of stuff. and chase squirrels. and snifferer all kinds of things. daddy sits around and i run around.
daddy says it shoulda been a pirate flag.
but this is all we had.
that is what i do. i am a puppy. i am very good at playin. daddy took lots of breaks, like he always does, and was always panting. i only pant when i do lots of runnin' or it is very hot.
it was not very hot. and i did not see daddy run.
he kinda moved fast a couple times, like when i jumped off the boat to shore and daddy did not have it tied off yet.
daddy moved really fast then.
he grabbeded a tree and the boat and nearly fell in the river. he said some of his favorite words and his face turned all red and he was panting. tolded me i was a bad puppy.
then i lickity licked his face and he laughed.
i could tell you more of what happeneded on anarchy island, but then i would have to kill you...
what happeneded on ANARCHY ISLAND, stays on ANARCHY ISLAND!