tUcKeR 2sDaY 5 10 11

TRENDING NO!!!! TRENDING NOOOOOOOO!!!!

1.     Alicia Silverstone (bun.in.oven.)

2.     Heidi Klum (to wed seal)

3.     Bobby Jindal (found his birth certificate too)

4.     Marg Helgenberger (says beiber is a brat...no shit?)

5.     Sheila Bair (stepping down from post, thinks she fucked up the banking system enough for one lifetime)

6.     Seychelles (a resort?)

7.     Lamar Odom (leaving the lakers)

8.     ADHD (what? Forgot what I was doing)

9.     Retirement (never gonna happen; you will drop dead at your job)

10.  Osama bin Laden (even dead, this guy won’t die)

daddy and i
we love us our WINGS!!!!
we put on our sweaters
and do fun hockey things!!!!

i am tucker. i am a puppy.

WorldDogmanator.
superpuppy!


see how the sun shines on me like MagicLight!

daddy and i went to do many things last week. we went ev.er.y.wher.e.!!!!

guess?

nope...

i tellz youz guyz!

we went to the big orange store! we went to the river place! we went to the sams joint! we went to gramma's w's house. we went for many walks!

daddy is old and slow so i run ahead, cuz i no longer need to pull daddy along with a leash...he will eventually catch up and i will lickity lickity him! and get all wiggily jiggily!~

i helpered daddy do some yard work.

i am helping cut this grass
checking for bugs!
but i don't know why
daddy says
i am a pain in the ass
i was helpering!

i met a new friend this week.

no.

you're funny.
ha.
ha.
ha.

it was NOT mr. stinky...

mommy won't let me go out when she smells mr stinky...mr stinky looks like a kitty, but he sprays smelly stuff when he plays...mommy says mr stinky is a bad friend to have...but i love ev.er.y.one!

'cept mr stinky...
he is stinky.
stinky
stinky!

sorry, mr stinky. i do hope you find friends!

like me!

and like my new friend.

mr. b buzzy. mr b buzzy flies around and i try to catch him! he is pretty fast! i have not caught him yet. mommy says to not try to catch him, but i do anyway. mommy says mr b buzzy will hurt me. i do not believe her. he is so small.

then she shakes that green bag with the noisiez and i stop.

i don't like the noiziez.
i get ascareded.
just a bit.

i went Gramma's house and met 2 other puppies. at first they were not nice and tried to be all alpha-puppy on me. i was a little ascareded, but then i started playin!
playin is fun!
they did not want to play.
only alphagrowl.
but i kept playin!

Daddy and i went to the Shmoz Brewery to watch game 4. our team, the REDWINGS!!!! was looking done. down 3-0 in the series and we needed a win, to keep the season going, so we both put on our sweaters and went to watch the game.

daddy said,"WonderTwin powers Activate"

then he laugheded.
i did not understand his joke.
i lickity lickitied him.
i laugheded, too.
cuz i did not want him to feel stoooopid!

i was the bestest fan there! ev.er.y.one wanted to take my picture...i was ok with that. i was the bestest fan there. and people loverded me, cuz of it.
i got loved up!
by ev.er.y.one!

i met mr piggy, too. he was not at all interested in the hockey game, or playin.
i love playin!
playin
playin
playin

i got a lot of popcorn, too.

youz guyz woulda loved hanging with daddy and me!

and the REDWINGS?
they won!
of course!
WondererTwin powers?
daddy's silly joke...
or a little pup-luck?

i am tUcKeR, i am superpuppy!

i wore my lucky sweater
sooz our team won
i was mr puppy-lar
look at me in the sun!