mfft monday 5 9 11

TRENDING NOOO!!!TRENDING NOOOOOOOO!!!!

1.     Brett Favre (coming back! Or…retired for good? We will find out at training camp…)

2.     Sada Thompson (died…no idea who this is but dead none-the-less)

3.     Dana Wynter (also died)

4.     Chaz Bono (did not get her, er uh I mean his, mother’s looks)

5.     Data theft (omg, they stole all my numbers!)

6.     Jodie Foster (liking the beaver?)

7.     Michael Bolton (trifecta! He died too?)

8.     Thor movie (bombs…only 4 people saw it)

9.     Obama speech (was heard by 4 people too)

10.  Comcast (will steal your money and break your heart)

and now for something you will really like!

The brass balls award...

orig pic source

This award has no list of requirements...

(Remember the Petey to keep it Sacred)

Well...
yes it does...

But don't bother yourself...

There are only 2...

Rules that is.

A set..

So to speak...

being the egotist i am and the overlord i am, the attention whore i am, and the all around jackass that i am, i came up with the perfect pair...

Brass balls that is...

The rules:

Only 2, just like balls...

Rule # 1! I am the only one that can award it.
Rule #2. Upon accepting, give me a shout out! 


the rest of this, i prefer to think of as more like guidelines, if you will:

1. i will randomly choose two guys or gals, or a guy or a gal, that deserve to be awarded.
2. you can vote on who should get it based on the post i pick.
3. the blog that gets most votes will get this shiny set of brass balls.
4. you can let me know in the comments section. or email me at askevilbruce@gmail.com
5. voting goes for 5 days from the posting of the award
6. i will change the rules as often as i like...
7. cuz i have the brass balls...
8. and i ain't afraid to show em.
9. this not like the nice rack award where a pic is warranted
10. under NO circmustances do i want the winner to:
1. post a pic of thier balls
2. post an artist rendition of their balls
3. see an up close shot of their package
4. hear about how big their sack is
11. this award is about having a pair, not being a dick!
12. i will largely use this as promotion; both mine and thiers....
13. there are no ties, in the event of a tie, i will come up with something like a sudden-death thing-y! 

and the nominees are:

Drake Sigar for this post
Yeah... No really can explain why I am riding mynx-y like a horse, but what really gets me about this one is the blatant boobage, and guess what, they all love it! in this day and age of sexual harassment for looking at someone with lust in your eyes...this post is ballsy...but drake is a ballsy guy

Oil field trash for this post.
Any post about nut sack surgery is definitely a show of brass...balls that is. ball brass. Oily lives in Texas and well, you know, steers and well, whatever... just read the post!

go forth and readeth and votiply!

Just Another Day In ParaBALLS