yeah... so i got that going for me...

today i paid off the final installment of this little incident...

oh and by the way...

cancer free for 10 months!

cigarette free for the same!

now i can only hope i live long enough to pay off the cancer bills...

peace love and happiness to all!

 tUcKeR

bruce

just another dog in puppydise
just another day in paradise

our trip to the land of oz..

trending noooo!!!!

1. iPhone 5 (is totally stupid…don’t buy it, unless you are a fucktard)
2. Jessica Rabbit (hot cartoon?)
3. Christina Mil… (blah blah blah…)
4. Elizabeth Olsen (not the twins)
5. Susan Sarandon (keeps stalking me)
6. Andy Rooney (say goodbye to hollywood!)
7. Guns N' Roses (reunion tour!)
8. Stock prices (dropping like a rock, sell now!!!!)
9. Flu vaccine (or chicken noodle soup...you decide)
10. Pink Floyd pig (flys over london! Fucking cool!)

tucker on steroids?



My good friend Mynx at Dribble....

....had a little house warming party!  (and here) way back in the past. tucker decided to write about it...i did not let him post it. here it is...

yeah, i finally relented...

this is me!
the other picture is not me...
hehehehehe

~i am tucker! i am a puppy! daddy let me do the drawererings!

(yes tucker....there's a stick, got get it! daddy has work to do!)

As you all know, I love a party! I promised Mynx that I would float on down to the party.


here we are!

this is me!
a puppy!~

it says daddy!
by tucker!
cuz i am cool!
and a puppy!

Thanks tucker!

Those are some good pictures!
(he also drew the following pictures as well and added them while I took one of my famous daddy naps!)

i have a boat. it is daddy and my's boat. we call it the BASSMONKEY. it is prolly not the best sea-farring vessel, but i do not care...daddy and i lovererly love it!



me in my's boat!




 daddy did some modifications to it...




yes!
"ho. ho. ho.
now i have a machine gun..."
bassmonkey amphibmobile
deluxe version...

Opps...Tucker! That is the wrong f*ing picture...

hehehe! daddy is so easy! i meant this one! i am tucker. i am a puppy!

bassmonkey amphibmobile

hey there's a squirrel...

mr squirrel...

gotta go!

gotta go!

gotta go!

While Tucker is off, I will let you know, we had to load up on supplies. As some of you may have heard, I like to  drink. Just a tad.

and yes i brought clean underwear.

THE RED LINE is there route I should prolly taken.

THE GREE LINE is the route I downloaded from my GPS tracking device! i may have gotten a  bit lost.



Just Another Day In Paradise
Just Another Dog In Puppydise

2sDaY with tUcKeR 9 20

trending nooooo!!!!

1.      Brooke Burke  (Emmy bullshit)

2.      Julie Bowen (Emmy bullshit)

3.      Jeff Conaway  (Emmy bullshit)

4.      Julianna Margulies (Emmy bullshit)

5.      Retirement plans (ROB A BANK!)

6.      Melissa McCarthy (who cares)

7.      Dancing With the stars (another stupid reality???? Show that just plain sucks)

8.      Stress (kills)

9.      Cam Newton (Fig Newton, whatever)

10.   $3 trillion (is a metricfuckton of debt)

is it hockey season yet?

i am tucker. i am a puppy. not a little puppy, but a big puppy! i go on trips all over the world. i go everywhere! i am a superpuppy that travels! i have been to places that most other dogs will never go. cuz that is how i roll. i tell daddy where we are going and he takes me there!

(no tucker, no, you do not. you do not go all over the world. and i still decide when and where you go...sheesh...some puppies....)

last weekend we went to ANARCHY ISLAND! it is in  a special place way far away from where daddy and i live. we have to drive a long time to get there. like fo.ev.er. i try to sleep but it is hard. i am excited. it is my second time to go. last year there were all kinds of other dogs there. this year it will just be me.

daddy says what happeneded on ANARCHY ISLAND, stays on ANARCHY ISLAND!

we go there to fish and relax.

well daddy likes to relax.  and we both like to fish.

i like to run and search for all kinds of stuff. and chase squirrels. and snifferer all kinds of things. daddy sits around and i run around.

it works.

i know.
daddy says it shoulda been a pirate flag.
but this is all we had.

sometimes you just make do with what you got. if you do not have a bunch, then a little is all right.  Daddy and i did not have much, but it sure took a long time to get there and get the boat loaded and unloaded. Daddy said i am not a very good helperer, cuz i just want to play and run.

playin'
chewin'
runnin'
chasin'

that is what i do. i am a puppy. i am very good at playin. daddy took lots of breaks, like he always does, and was always panting. i only pant when i do lots of runnin' or it is very hot.

it was not very hot. and i did not see daddy run.

he kinda moved fast a couple times, like when i jumped off the boat to shore and daddy did not have it tied off yet.

daddy moved really fast then.

he grabbeded a tree and the boat and nearly fell in the river. he said some of his favorite words and his face turned all red and he was panting. tolded me i was a bad puppy.

then i lickity licked his face and he laughed.

i could tell you more of what happeneded on anarchy island, but then i would have to kill you...

what happeneded on ANARCHY ISLAND, stays on ANARCHY ISLAND!

football is back...

and 


the LIONS rrrrrrrreally won!!!
twice!

TRENDING NOOOOO!!!!

1.      Frances Bay (dies)
2.      Sofia Vergara (has a girl crush)

3.      Michael Vick (took a licking and did not keep ticking)

4.      Lea Michele (can you say cat fight?)

5.      Stock prices (crashing…invest in canned food and bottled water)

6.      Jada Pinkett Smith (hot and Preggers)

7.      Mariano Rivera (I’d rather have papa grande!)

8.      401(k) plans (buy a gun you’re gonna need it more than the IMAGINARY money in your 401 k)

9.      St. Louis Rams (moving again)

10.   Austin City Limits (hey all you hippie jujubes, lose the patchouli oil, please) 

anyway....
a 2-0 start?
the lions?
ZOINKS!


"The worst was 2000, with an ending loss to Chicago and a 9-7 record. Instead of the playoffs, they got Matt Millen."     source

not to gloat, but WOW!


oh yeah and 


go jets, too!


TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN tUcKeR says: 


































(you'll just have to read it won't ya!)

tUcKeR 2sDaY 9 6 11

editors note!

the opinions expressed in this blog are that of a puppy.

any advice, direction, or ideas should be judged accordingly! 

TRENDING NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

1.     Aerosmith (Farewell tour!)

2.     Prince Harry (Not Harry Potter)

3.     Amanda Knox (is prolly hot but I really don’t care who she is)

4.     Appetizer rec… (?Rectums?)

5.     Sarah Palin (said yet another really stupid thing)

6.     Joe Jonas (pregnant!)

7.     Carlos Zambra… (ski?)

8.     USPS broke (really?)

9.     Babesiosis (urban dictionary.com)

10.  Bankruptcy (the financial system in the USA)

SUNRISE /SUNSET
i do not remember.
it was all so cool!

i am tucker! i am a puppy. i wented to minnesota with my daddy, or as some of you call him, bruce.

i just call him daddy! and i lickity hims all the time! we had lots of adventures!

i discovereded minnows!

i was looking in the water and i saw some little fishes. daddy calleded them minnows. i calleded them fun for hours! i never caughteded one, but i spent a lot of time chasing thems. i also chaseded a lots of frogs!

lakes superior!

lake superior looks very much like lake michigan. daddy and i loved the water! me more than daddy. daddy got mad for a bit. he said something about blowing out a flip flop and stepping on a  pop top....then he laugheded. daddy also said flip flops are a sound of summer, and he should wear them all the time!

i make friends ev.er.y.where!

i met a bunch of new peoples! i also met a bunch of new dogs! this dog was very short. it had little legs. i was much bigger than this dog. it had a name, but i don't remember it. it does not matter. puppies rely on the smell of another dog to remember. daddy says to say something about butterface and it is the butt of the joke, but i don't know what it is all about...sometimes daddy says stuff that is not very sensible. i just look at him, and get all wiggily-jiggily.

i caughted all these fishes!
well me and daddy did!

i fished everyday at least once! we threw a lot of fishes back. we kept some. this day daddy and jimmy and i caught a bunch. i had to be a good puppy and watch cuz jimmy was using my fishing pole.

last morning on the dock!

i spent a lot of time on the dock. i learneded to jump off the dock and daddy was so proud of me. i jumpeded after treats, or the monsters of the deep would eat them! i even jumped after a duck or two. but they just swimeded away.

the bass monkey on the fresh painted trailer.
all loaded and ready!

daddy and i painted the trailer for the bass monkey! i helpered a lot when i was not hunting frogs and minnows. daddy painted it black, instead of white, so i would not look like i had a lot of paint on me, when i helpered him! it took daddy for. eve. er to get it painted. he took lots of naps. i took lots of naps! we had lots of fun! it lookeded really good!

we all need more sunrises in our life!