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| i am tUcKeR! i am a puppy! |
trending NOOOOOO!!!!trending NOOOOO!!!
1. Sara Bareilles (bad dream)
2. Halle Berry (still hot at 45)
3. John Mellencamp (died)
4. Jessica Alba (popped puppy #2)
5. Kate Plus 8 cancelled (fucking finally someone got some sense!)
6. Jennifer Lopez (still has a big booty)
7. Missing blimp (actually stolen by a 90 yr old)
8. 401(k) (save for a rainy day…Tut! Tut! Pooh, it looks like rain)
9. Tainted beef (better than tainted love!)
10. Energy stocks (soar…invest now!)
day 1 of the big trip!
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| i barkeded at this guy! i think i scarrieded him. he stood perfectedly still! cuz im scarriest! thats why! |
i go everywhere with my daddy. we went to Minnesota to fish. it was a road trip! not just to the big orange store. the moose above was at Bass Pro Shops. they are puppy friendly. daddy and i walked around. for.ev.er. i got lots of treats. and lov-ins from everyone.
cuz i am cute. and i am puppy!
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| the windy city! lots of cars... daddy said shit a lot... and mentioneded going to bars! |
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| a beauty sunset as we headeded west! we are going fishing it is the best! |
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| somebody is smart doggy treats in a vend! i think it is cool and a new money trend!~ |
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| daddy take the wheel i am going to rest! a long day of driving my daddy is the best! |
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| the breakfast of champions or so daddy says it lookeded quite gooder than my kibble... and i have no rhyme for this picture! |
I tolded daddy i want to write a book so we are working out the details...i will call it....
i.am. tUcKeR...WORLD DOGMANATOR!
then i will follow it up with a book about fishing! cuz i KNOW HOW to fish!
we have many more tales to tell of out trip! see you soon!
lickitylicks and stuff!
tUcKeR
(and daddy)
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| see you soon! |
Just Another Dog In Puppydise!
Oh Tucker it is so wonderful to see you and what a fabulous trip you had with your Daddas. :)
ReplyDeleteI have to agree - doggie vending treats are awesome. I would've bought them for Spot and Scooby - I will send you quarters. heehee
Love you guys and thank you for the post. So so happy to see you.
:skippyhappydance:
PS - you have grown up so much I hardly recognized you~ and I can't wait for your book. You are one blogger whose book I would really want to read. You go boy!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun adventure! And I did not know Bass Pro Shops were dog friendly. I learned something new today. So glad to hear from you both. Hugs! Auntie Barb
ReplyDeleteI knew you werent scared of the moose. Because you are super puppy.
ReplyDeleteCant wait to hear more of your adventures with Daddy
Sounds like a great trip...way to scare that big ol' mean moose! Lickity licks and puppy love right back atcha Tuckmonster!
ReplyDeleteThat doggy treat snackpack in the vending machine is a brilliant idea. However, I can't help but wonder how many drunken idiots have bought one of those and eaten it mistakenly.
ReplyDeleteTuckster - Ella, Schultz and I hardly recognize you! You look like such a grown up boy now. All tired out in that one photo.
ReplyDeleteHope you and dad are having an awesome time. If it involves McMuffins, even *I* can get behind that. Just no bacon, thanks. lol.
StephanieC
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So much fun Tucker, you are the bestest doggy for sure. Look forward to hearing about all your other road trip adventures with daddy :)
ReplyDeleteyou droveded thru my town! wheee!
ReplyDeleteAwww I'm glad that you and Daddy had a good time, Tucker, and I missed you both!
ReplyDeleteThe picture of Sleepy Tucker is one of the cutest fucking things I've seen in a minute.~<3